Even though I’ve grown this long beard and I wear my tzitzit out, people can still tell I wasn’t born Jewish. Even non-Jews can tell. <\/p>\n
One woman said to me: “You don’t really have the traditional Jewish nose though. Don’t you need that too?”<\/p>\n
Yes, that’s why I’m getting nose implants. DDs.<\/p>\n
I figure it’s easier than improving my character.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Even though I’ve grown this long beard and I wear my tzitzit out, people can still tell I wasn’t born Jewish. Even non-Jews can tell. One woman said to me: “You don’t really have the traditional Jewish nose though. Don’t … Continue reading