{"id":20694,"date":"2010-07-04T21:24:11","date_gmt":"2010-07-05T05:24:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=20694"},"modified":"2010-07-09T15:19:07","modified_gmt":"2010-07-09T23:19:07","slug":"sunday-night-torah-talk-with-tikkun-torah-columnist-dr-mark-kirschbaum","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=20694","title":{"rendered":"Sunday Night Torah Talk With Tikkun Torah Columnist Dr. Mark Kirschbaum"},"content":{"rendered":"

Read Dr. Kirschbaum’s work here<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Certain people used the work of a 19th Century Hasidic rebbe to hit on girls. We discuss using God to pick up chicks.<\/p>\n

Dr. Kirschbaum’s essay Biblical epic and personal narrative, as inspired by the Torah portions of Matot and Masei<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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\nMoses Ordering the Slaughter of the Midianites (1650 painting by Claes Corneliszoon Moeyaert)<\/strong><\/p>\n

During our discussion of this week’s two Torah portions (Maatot<\/a> and Masei<\/a>), a sublime discussion dominated my live cam chat room<\/a>:<\/p>\n

guest22: this ‘moral leader’ a reformed p*** king?
\nguest22: what a bunch of bs
\nYourMoralLeader: hi
\nguest22: why not celeb rate our countries freedom?
\nguest22: yes you look SO TRANSFORMED!
\nguest22: Jesus is alive and lives in each of us
\nguest19: lol
\nguest22: this is absolute nonsense
\nguest19: Let’s celebrate slavery and native american genocide!
\nUser guest19 changed their name to SpaceMan.
\nUser guest22 changed their name to Chicago.
\nChicago: Similar L.A. and Tel Aviv? are you in your right mind?
\nChicago: why don’t you talk about current relevant matters in the u.s.?
\nSpaceMan: Chicago, if your gonna troll then get out. We’re trying to study Torah, we don’t heckle your idola worshipping cracker eating fests.
\nChicago: you must have been looking for them then, never saw that in spain.
\nSpaceMan: So please extend us the same courtesy.
\nChicago: this is a free country still,
\nChicago: freedom of speech right?
\nSpaceMan: Yeah, but your just making yourself look pathetic.
\nChicago: then ban me!!
\nSpaceMan: Nothing else to do? No fireworks to crackle?
\nSpaceMan: Get a life bro.
\nYourMoralLeader: i love u guys
\nChicago: you my friend are the pathetic one if you believe in all of this babble
\nSpaceMan: Oh yes, I believe in the world’s first montheistic faith where yours and all the rest got their good ideas from.
\nSpaceMan: You worship a zombie.
\nChicago: What the heck are you talking about? You are calling Christ a Zombie? How have you been brainwashed?
\nSpaceMan: Dude dies, gets up three days later
\nSpaceMan: I mean thats what happened in all those zombie movies
\nChicago: My faith doesn’t call others negative tghings
\nChicago: you believe in movies?
\nSpaceMan: You just got done talking smack and calling this stuff drivel
\nChicago: true faith you believe in what is not seen, but what you believe
\nSpaceMan: So, uhm, your faith obviously does.
\nChicago: why don’t you just be quiet and listen to this
\nSpaceMan: You also ritually cannibalize ur zombie gods blood and body, just like zombies urself.
\nChicago: what causes you to be so cruel?
\nSpaceMan: Also, you guys aren’t too big on thinking and independant thought.
\nSpaceMan: Zombianity
\nSpaceMan: Maybe Im tired of ignorant zombies breaking up what should a holy thing.
\nChicago: if you’re tired, go to sleep, free country and we can do what we want and think what we want and say what we want
\nSpaceMan: Then I can call your false zombie god what he is.
\nSpaceMan: Wouldn’t u rather go in a chat with your fellow zombie worshippers? Why mess with us?
\nChicago: don’t you want to be educated about all?
\nSpaceMan: Isnt 2,000 years of pogroms, inquisitions, and holocausts enough?
\nSpaceMan: I know your religion and so does everyone else.
\nSpaceMan: Your religion is really not all that complex. It’s for idiots.
\nChicago: you’ve been alive for 2000 years? dude you need to let it go already
\nSpaceMan: I know your religion. Quite well.
\nSpaceMan: I know your religion.
\nChicago: i don’t have a ‘religion’ i have faith. i don’t pretend to know yours either. why don’t you just listen and learn something and expand your horizons.
\nChicago: jews are gods chosen people. jesus was a jew
\nSpaceMan: And we are discussing what G-d handed down to His people.
\nSpaceMan: And you mock it.
\nChicago: sir, you are so close minded, to think i am mocking it. you have been nothing but rude
\nSpaceMan: So, you worship a jewish zombie then.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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