{"id":1999,"date":"2008-01-16T16:15:25","date_gmt":"2008-01-16T23:03:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=1999"},"modified":"2008-01-17T15:52:16","modified_gmt":"2008-01-17T22:40:16","slug":"its-1-am-and-i-cant-sleep-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=1999","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s 1 a.m. and I Can&#8217;t Sleep"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From Jan. 6: <a href=\"http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=kgR8NuMptT0\">Video<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=wQV92qfU5og\">Video<\/a><\/p>\n<p>On the first video, I say I like my women little and cute. When they&#8217;re real big and they roll over, they crush me. Holly was 5&#8217;7&quot; and 150 but she didn&#8217;t crush me.<\/p>\n<p>Holly responds: &quot;Luke is the master of back-handed compliments. He&#8217;s right though, I&#8217;m not a small girl. I&#8217;ve lost 12 lbs but 138 is still pretty heavy for a girl my height. Good to know I didn&#8217;t crush his frame &#8212; just his heart, hehe.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Handful writes: &quot;<a href=\"http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=231t8Oub3sA\">What is he planning on doing with a 4 hour erection besides interviewing it<\/a>? Again with the mouth guard. Like Linus&#8217;s security blanket.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Khunrum emails: &quot;Watching your Commode Side Chat again&nbsp;it seems you are bedded down wearing  civilian gear at&nbsp;one in the morning. No night shirt?&#8230;no jammies?&#8230;you sleep  in a blue IZOD sports shirt?. I suppose it saves time dressing in the morning.  But the most shocking detail is your face. The jowls. You look like a  Chipmunk&nbsp;who has over stuffed his face with acorns. Take a brisk walk my friend.  Get some exercise&#8230;Loose some lbs.&quot;<\/p>\n<p><font>Chaim Amalek emails:<\/font><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><font>I have always been somewhat mystified by the economics of porn.&nbsp; How does Holly  earn a living off of taking photos of naked women, when there is so much of it  that is free on the internet and which is so aggressively marketed that  companies like Norton make $$$$ selling filters to block it?&nbsp; The whole market  seems so AOL-1994ish, when the rest of the world has long since moved  on.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a column idea for you: speculate on what all the key players  in porn would do if they simply could not make a living by selling porn.&nbsp; Not  because of any ban on it, but as a consequence of the basic economics.&nbsp; &quot;What  Would _______ Do?&quot;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/font><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><!--adsense--><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From Jan. 6: Video Video On the first video, I say I like my women little and cute. 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