{"id":19964,"date":"2010-06-11T07:04:45","date_gmt":"2010-06-11T15:04:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=19964"},"modified":"2013-05-02T13:23:58","modified_gmt":"2013-05-02T21:23:58","slug":"exxxit-life-after-porn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=19964","title":{"rendered":"Exxxit: Life After Porn"},"content":{"rendered":"

So I was saying my blessings and humbly eating my lunch this afternoon around 1:30 p.m. I was tuned to ESPN2 watching Shakira<\/a> in concert celebrating the World Cup.<\/p>\n

She’s blonde and white and lithe and gorgeous to watch.<\/p>\n

My lunch was going down nicely.<\/p>\n

Then she took the mic and put it on a bench and rolled it back and forth…<\/p>\n

I can’t get that move out of my head.<\/p>\n

I’m a simple Jew. I don’t do things like this. I don’t know girls who do things like this. Oy, this is all so foreign to me and so disturbing.<\/p>\n

I was appalled and aghast and very deeply morally opposed. So after she gyrated through three more songs and ESPN went to a commercial break, I turned off my TV to demonstrate my moral opposition to hot blooded blonde Latina singers rolling mics while in concert on ESPN.<\/p>\n

Enough is enough!<\/p>\n

It’s been five hours since I saw that obscene image and it’s still haunting me. It runs in a repeating loop in my brain. It only lasted about three seconds on my TV, but it has inspired these thoughts, that oy, a simple Jew should not think about. <\/p>\n

Now I understand why Jimmy Carter told Playboy magazine that he lusted in his heart. It’s taken 33 years, but I’ve finally understood his remarks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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