{"id":1943,"date":"2008-01-10T22:05:59","date_gmt":"2008-01-11T04:53:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=1943"},"modified":"2008-01-13T23:33:00","modified_gmt":"2008-01-14T06:21:00","slug":"sanjosecondosblogspotcom-will-be-my-salvation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=1943","title":{"rendered":"SanJoseCondos.Blogspot.Com Will Be My Salvation"},"content":{"rendered":"

You snooze, you lose. I am now the proud owner of this valuable domain<\/a>. "San Jose Condos" has a KEI (Keyword Effectiveness Index) of 4,337.3 though only a top bid of $4.31 on Google Adsense.<\/p>\n

There were 1,800 searches for this term last month.<\/p>\n

You can start emailing in your applications now to be my apprentice.<\/p>\n

If SanJoseCondos.bogspot.com doesn’t deliver me, maybe CheapHotelsNews.blogspot.com will. Else I’m headed for ForestLawn.blogspot.com.<\/p>\n

San Jose Fred emails: "Sir, I commend you.  You have aced me out on this valuable property.  What do you plan to do for content?"<\/p>\n

Umm. Cut and paste?<\/p>\n

Lewisafein: my son
\nLewisafein: hows the blogging going
\nLewisafein: whatever happened to that place where you interviewed?
\nLewisafein: will you get a part-time job?
\nLuzdedos1: nada
\nLuzdedos1: i will blog till i drop
\nLewisafein: till next friday?
\nLewisafein: u have money for rent and food?
\nLuzdedos1: yeah, i have credit cards, i’m gonna learn this damn online business
\nLewisafein: learn this damn online business? this ain’t compuserve
\nLuzdedos1: I just feel unbelievably awkward. I’m not used to trying to monetize etc.
\nLewisafein: see: the orthodox ain’t helping you
\nLewisafein: go reform
\nLewisafein: blog about jamie juggs and make money
\nLewisafein: orthodox sex scandals and cheap airline tickets will only blog your way to forest lawn
\nLewisafein: rabbi beardstein doesn’t care if you starve
\nLewisafein: are you at least exercising?
\nLuzdedos1: a lil walking
\nLewisafein: an intervention may be in order
\nLuzdedos1: I don’t have enough friends to intervene
\nLewisafein: i can bring stuffed animals as proxies
\nLewisafein: mr. wiggles is worried about you, luke
\nLewisafein: so basically, we’re witnessing the unfolding of "luke: the final chapter"
\nLewisafein: will rabbi beardstein go on camera?
\nLewisafein: I tried to help him, but the Talmud says: to look upon a naked calf is blasphemy. and luke, er levi, looked upon so very many naked calves (and breasts and vaginas). the gates of charity are closed<\/p>\n