Around Los Angeles this morning, hundreds of Orthodox boys had one priority — getting the score of the Champions League final from the gentile security guard.
\nI’m used to boys wanting the Dodger score and the Lakers score, but the intensity of the Champions League following surprised me.
\nThe boys follow orders and show up to shul. They participate in davening. But their heart lies elsewhere – the Champions League final.
\nBy the way, PSG beat Arsenal on penalty kicks.
\nThe Shabbos goy used to light the stove or flip a switch. Here the gentile guard relays a soccer score. The Jewish boys can’t touch a phone on Shabbat, the guard can, and so he becomes the bridge to the one piece of the outside world they want most. The forbidden act changed. The function held.
\nThe second thing is that boys are boys, and they always have been. A twelve-year-old’s hierarchy of needs runs to the Champions League final ahead of the Amidah. Their grandfathers cared about something equally worldly at that age, a cricket match or a horse race or a fight on the radio. This is not decline. It is the permanent condition of the twelve-year-old male, and Orthodox shuls absorb that energy rather than crush it.
\nAmerican boyhood has shifted. A generation ago a Jewish kid in Los Angeles cared about the Lakers, the Dodgers, maybe the Raiders. European soccer sat at the margin, a thing your cousin in London followed. Now it sits at the center of how boys around the world spend their attention, and Orthodox boys absorb the same current as everyone else.
\nTwo forces drove the change. The first is streaming. These boys can watch any Premier League or Champions League match on a phone, and they grew up assuming they could. The second is the video game. EA’s soccer game, the one that used to be called FIFA, puts PSG and Arsenal and every star player in their hands for hours each week. A boy plays as Demb\u00e9l\u00e9 on Tuesday and wants to know how the real Demb\u00e9l\u00e9 did on Shabbos. The game builds the loyalty, then the real club collects it.
\nArsenal matters here too. This was their first Champions League final in twenty years, and Arsenal carries a real following in Jewish circles, going back to North London. A club with a Jewish fan base reaching a final after two decades will pull boys in who otherwise would not have cared. Today I saw a global shift show up in various shuls in Los Angeles.
\nThird, notice they did not leave. They stayed in shul and ran a little intelligence operation from inside it. Two services ran at once, the one in the room and the one in Budapest, and the boys attended both. The Champions League final is among the most watched events on earth, a rival liturgy with its own saints and its own calendar, and it slid right into a Shabbos morning without much friction.
\nThe picture I like is the guard standing at the edge of the sacred space, neither in it nor fully out, holding the score. He guards the door against the world and also keeps one small channel open to it. The boys understood his value. They knew exactly who had the information they could not get for themselves.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Around Los Angeles this morning, hundreds of Orthodox boys had one priority — getting the score of the Champions League final from the gentile security guard. I’m used to boys wanting the Dodger score and the Lakers score, but the … Continue reading