{"id":1902,"date":"2008-01-07T11:51:50","date_gmt":"2008-01-07T18:39:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=1902"},"modified":"2008-01-14T00:07:12","modified_gmt":"2008-01-14T06:55:12","slug":"its-1-am-and-i-cant-sleep","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=1902","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s 1 a.m. and I Can&#8217;t Sleep"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=kgR8NuMptT0\">First Creepy Video<\/a>. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=wQV92qfU5og\">Second Creepy Video<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>They were recorded at 1 a.m. Sunday, Jan. 6.<\/p>\n<p>Khunrum emails: &quot;Luke&#8230;Have you checked your jowls lately. You are morphing into Sidney  Greenstreet. I don&#8217;t believe you have chronic fatigue system (whatever the hell  that is), I think you&#8217;re just lazy. Why don&#8217;t you take a brisk walk everyday.  One to three miles. You&#8217;ll feel and look much better. Luke, you&#8217;re a  hypochondriac. Btw, during those rare instances when you get some boom boom, do  you take your leg braces off? How about the mouth guard, in or out?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>I keep the leg braces on and the mouth guard in. Is that weird? I also like to play Dennis Prager lectures in the background. I know he loves being there for me during my most intimate moments. It&#8217;s what ethical monotheism is all about.<\/p>\n<p><!--adsense--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>First Creepy Video. Second Creepy Video. They were recorded at 1 a.m. Sunday, Jan. 6. Khunrum emails: &quot;Luke&#8230;Have you checked your jowls lately. You are morphing into Sidney Greenstreet. I don&#8217;t believe you have chronic fatigue system (whatever the hell &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=1902\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1902","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1902","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1902"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1902\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1902"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1902"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1902"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}