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<\/a><\/p>\nYou can take the shiksa out of Christianity, you can take the shiksa out of her short skirts, oh, never mind…<\/p>\n
I drove west on the Ten freeway Saturday night and was the first to arrive at Monica’s place, but within an hour, there were a dozen of us talking excitedly as our host said goodbye to Santa Monica and to her life as a Gentile.<\/p>\n
That’s when the cops showed up.<\/p>\n
Monica’s great in these situations. She marched over in her tiny black dress and her f***-me heels and, extending her hand, said, “I’m Dr. …Borne. I’m a professor at [prestigious university]. Would you like a drink?”<\/p>\n
No, the cops did not want a drink. They’d received two complaints about the noise. They were supposed to fine her $600.<\/p>\n
“Do you think that’s right?” asked Dr. Borne. “We don’t have music playing. All we have here are people talking.”<\/p>\n
The cops looked sheepish and went off.<\/p>\n
Then Monica did her interpretative Torah dance.<\/p>\n
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Moshiach is coming!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
You can take the shiksa out of Christianity, you can take the shiksa out of her short skirts, oh, never mind… I drove west on the Ten freeway Saturday night and was the first to arrive at Monica’s place, but … Continue reading