{"id":1814,"date":"2007-12-25T16:16:10","date_gmt":"2007-12-25T23:04:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=1814"},"modified":"2007-12-25T17:00:45","modified_gmt":"2007-12-25T23:48:45","slug":"is-luke-a-lonely-jew-on-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=1814","title":{"rendered":"Is Luke a Lonely Jew on Christmas?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am often a lonely Jew on holidays, Jewish and goyish. It&#8217;s a reflection of my failure to develop meaningful relationships.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m surrounded by beautiful people yet I starve.<\/p>\n<p>Holidays remind me of what an empty live I&#8217;ve constructed for myself.<\/p>\n<p>Most of the other days, I can get so busy that I forget&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Chaim Amalek writes: &quot;What does a Jew like you do on Christmas eve and day? Do you wish your family a happy\/merry Christmas?&nbsp; How, if at all, do you  acknowledge your family&#8217;s celebration of various Christian holidays?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>I was going to go out to a party last night but the older I get, the more loathe I am to leave the house, particularly to some secular party. I no longer have the strength to go out to pick up women. I&#8217;d rather get married to a nice Jewish girl.<\/p>\n<p>It was cold and dark and windy last night. That&#8217;s my excuse for staying home.<\/p>\n<p>We didn&#8217;t celebrate Christmas in my home growing up. We regarded it as pagan.<\/p>\n<p>We didn&#8217;t celebrate Easter either.<\/p>\n<p>We didn&#8217;t celebrate much beyond the life of the mind.<\/p>\n<p>We had a lot of books.<\/p>\n<p>My family still doesn&#8217;t celebrate Christmas. I usually don&#8217;t bother sending greetings to anyone, including family. I prefer to listen to Air Supply and sense the rise and fall of my emotions.<\/p>\n<p>God bless the Dallas Cowboys as they embark on their noble journey through the NFL playoffs.<\/p>\n<p>Intellectually I don&#8217;t believe in petitionary prayer but with all my heart and soul and might, I&#8217;ll be davening with kavannah for the next few weeks.<\/p>\n<p>Joe says:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&quot;Luke at Christmas&quot; was one of the most depressing posts ever. I can&#8217;t wait till you start shooting in Grenada Hills.<\/p>\n<p>We should do a live webcast of you getting your foreskin reattached. It&#8217;ll be titled, &#8216;In but not of: Luke Defies Abraham.&#8217; Brad Greenberg can narrate. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><!--adsense--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am often a lonely Jew on holidays, Jewish and goyish. It&#8217;s a reflection of my failure to develop meaningful relationships. I&#8217;m surrounded by beautiful people yet I starve. Holidays remind me of what an empty live I&#8217;ve constructed for &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=1814\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1814","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1814","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1814"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1814\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1814"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1814"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1814"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}