{"id":1810,"date":"2007-12-24T23:37:50","date_gmt":"2007-12-25T06:25:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=1810"},"modified":"2007-12-25T17:02:30","modified_gmt":"2007-12-25T23:50:30","slug":"i-got-stuck-going-down-the-chimney","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=1810","title":{"rendered":"I Got Stuck Going Down The Chimney"},"content":{"rendered":"

That’s why I wasn’t blogging for a few hours.<\/p>\n

I’ve posted a new bumper sticker on my Dodge: "My other van is at the north pole." (Lewis Fein)<\/p>\n

Now I must throw on a false beard, hit the local assisted living facility, and say, "Candy cane?"<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

That’s why I wasn’t blogging for a few hours. I’ve posted a new bumper sticker on my Dodge: "My other van is at the north pole." (Lewis Fein) Now I must throw on a false beard, hit the local assisted … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1810","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1810","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1810"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1810\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1810"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1810"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1810"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}