I’m watching season three of the TV show “24”.<\/p>\n
Kim Bauer is shocked to find out her that boyfriend Chase has a baby.<\/p>\n
He responds, “But that doesn’t change the way I feel about you.”<\/p>\n
I thank the Good Lord that despite my more than three decades of loving women, I have never said that phrase. I have never responded to a woman, “But I love you.”<\/p>\n
I don’t let the bitches beat me down like that.<\/p>\n
Feelings seem like such a shaky foundation for a relationship.<\/p>\n
I should know. I’ve had a lot of them (feelings and relationships).<\/p>\n
In these contexts, love is like an obligation that the other person has to you.<\/p>\n
If I love you, then you are obliged to protect my feelings by loving me back and doing what I want.<\/p>\n
Emotions are not a strong foundation for a relationship. The Torah is.<\/p>\n
My feelings change minute to minute. One minute I am in love, the next minute I am distracted, and then the next minute, when I find out you were unfaithful to me, my hate for you is directly proportionate to the intensity of my previous love.<\/p>\n
If you dump me, then I really hate you.<\/p>\n
I love Dennis Prager (in a completely manly non-homo way) and look at what I did to him<\/a>.<\/p>\n I don’t think Pico-Robertson has ever known a more passionate lover than Luke Ford, so passionate in fact that I occasionally allowed my actions to override the specific directions of our Holy Torah, but I think feelings are a lousy basis for a marriage. An arranged marriage would likely be healthier.<\/p>\n And take it from me. Though I’ve never been married, I’ve had tons of girlfriends. Some of them were even Jewish.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I’m watching season three of the TV show “24”. Kim Bauer is shocked to find out her that boyfriend Chase has a baby. He responds, “But that doesn’t change the way I feel about you.” I thank the Good Lord … Continue reading