{"id":1803,"date":"2007-12-24T11:04:17","date_gmt":"2007-12-24T17:52:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=1803"},"modified":"2007-12-24T11:05:35","modified_gmt":"2007-12-24T17:53:35","slug":"hits-are-hard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=1803","title":{"rendered":"Hits Are Hard"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/roblong.com\/?p=43\">Rob Long blogs<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p> 1. Hits are hard. <a href=\"http:\/\/newteevee.com\/2007\/12\/19\/web-video-is-so-last-yearor-so-say-forbes-and-time\/\" target=\"_blank\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Liz Gannes over at the NewTeeVee site<\/span><\/a> has a great post about the web video stars of 2007.<span>&nbsp; <\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.time.com\/time\/specials\/2007\/personoftheyear\/article\/0,28804,1690753_1695417_1695397,00.html\" target=\"_blank\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Time<\/span><\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.forbes.com\/technology\/2007\/12\/18\/internet-fame-celebrity-tech-cx_avb_07webceleb_1218dropoffs_slide_2.html?thisSpeed=20000\" target=\"_blank\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Forbes<\/span><\/a> may be (kind of) crowing about the short fame trajectories of yesterday&rsquo;s big names, but it&rsquo;s not really big news.<span>&nbsp; <\/span>Hits are hard, whether you live in Palo Alto or Hollywood.<o><\/o><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">2. <span>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <\/span>Franchises are better than hits.<span>&nbsp; <\/span>When studios evaluate a project, one of the things they&rsquo;re really looking for are franchises.<span>&nbsp; <\/span>Remember <em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0118570\/\" target=\"_blank\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Air Bud<\/span><\/a><\/em><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">, about the dog that plays basketball?<\/span><span>&nbsp; <\/span>It had <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Air_Bud\" target=\"_blank\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\">seven<\/span><\/a><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\"> <\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Air-Bud-Michael-Jeter\/dp\/6304765215\" target=\"_blank\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\">sequels<\/span><\/a>.<span>&nbsp; <\/span>I&rsquo;m not sure the web has created an <em>Air Bud<\/em><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">.<\/span><span>&nbsp; <\/span>Yet.<span>&nbsp; <\/span>(And I&rsquo;m using <em>Air Bud<\/em><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"> rather than, say, <\/span><em>Spiderman<\/em><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"> or <\/span><em>Pirates of the Caribbean<\/em><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"> because it&rsquo;s the smaller, lower profile, and &ndash; let&rsquo;s face it &ndash; tackier titles that keep the lights on.<\/span><span>&nbsp; <\/span>There&rsquo;s nothing quite like the taste of bread and butter.)<o><\/o><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">3.<span>&nbsp; <\/span><span>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/span><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\"> <\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.superdeluxe.com\/?s_cid=GGL%7CCAMP020Brand+Terms+-+Search%7CADGP014Brand+-+Search%7CKWRD011superdeluxe&amp;c1=Brand+Terms+-+Search&amp;c2=Google&amp;c3=Brand+-+Search&amp;c4=superdeluxe\" target=\"_blank\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Comedy<\/span><\/a><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\"> <\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/youtube.com\/categories_portal?c=23&amp;e=1\" target=\"_blank\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\">may<\/span><\/a><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\"> <\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.zug.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\">be<\/span><\/a><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\"> <\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jibjab.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\">oversaturated<\/span><\/a><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\"> <\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.veoh.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\">on<\/span><\/a><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\"> <\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.etruesports.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\">the<\/span><\/a><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\"> <\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.veryfunnyads.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\">web<\/span><\/a><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\"> <\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ziddio.com\/contest.zd?dispatch=landing&amp;contest=6\" target=\"_blank\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\">right<\/span><\/a><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\"> <\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/video.google.com\/videosearch?q=comedy+video\" target=\"_blank\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\">now<\/span><\/a><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\">.<\/span><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\">&nbsp; <\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/index\" target=\"_blank\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Maybe<\/span><\/a><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\">.<\/span><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\">&nbsp; <\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.rooftopcomedy.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Just<\/span><\/a><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\"> <\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cozmo.tv\/main\/new.html\" target=\"_blank\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\">a<\/span><\/a><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\"> <\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/acceptable.tv\/\" target=\"_blank\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\">thought<\/span><\/a><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\">.<\/span><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\">&nbsp; <\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/crackle.com\/index.aspx\" target=\"_blank\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\">It&rsquo;s<\/span><\/a><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\"> <\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.broadcaster.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\">a<\/span><\/a><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\"> <\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailycomedy.com\/standup?gclid=CK2KvrPhtZACFRmvQAod8hbrGQ\" target=\"_blank\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\">challenge<\/span><\/a><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\"> <\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.funnywebvideos.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\">to<\/span><\/a><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\"> <\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.stupidvideos.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\">cut<\/span><\/a><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\"> <\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.comedybox.tv\/?WT.mc_id=kw7942&amp;cid=1193342441\" target=\"_blank\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\">through<\/span><\/a><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\"> <\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ebaumsworld.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\">the<\/span><\/a><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\"> <\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.joost.com\/whatson\/genres\/comedy\/\" target=\"_blank\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\">clutter<\/span><\/a><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\">. <\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bestweekever.tv\/\" target=\"_blank\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\">&nbsp;<\/span><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Even<\/span><\/a><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\"> <\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/video.aol.com\/video-category\/comedy\/101503\" target=\"_blank\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\">for<\/span><\/a><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\"> <\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.metacafe.com\/watch\/664630\/comedy\/\" target=\"_blank\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\">big<\/span><\/a><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\"> <\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.funnyordie.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\">names<\/span><\/a><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\">.<\/span><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\">&nbsp; <\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.alldaybreakfast.ca\/\" target=\"_blank\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Just<\/span><\/a><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\"> <\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bluecollarcomedy.net\/\" target=\"_blank\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\">sayin&rsquo;<\/span><\/a><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\"> <\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.comedy.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\">is<\/span><\/a><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\"> <\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.collegehumor.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\">all<\/span><\/a><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\">.<\/span><o><\/o><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">4. <span>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <\/span>An unscientific, indefensible assertion: when the iPhone came out, within a few days I was seeing them all over.<span>&nbsp; <\/span>I haven&rsquo;t seen one of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Kindle-Amazons-Wireless-Reading-Device\/dp\/B000FI73MA\/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&amp;s=fiona-hardware&amp;qid=1198118215&amp;sr=8-1\" target=\"_blank\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\">these<\/span><\/a>.<o><\/o><o><\/o><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">5. <span>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <\/span>In show business, you notice the little things.<span>&nbsp; <\/span>Parking, for instance.<span>&nbsp; <\/span>Every year, near the anniversary of the date your studio deal was signed, someone from the on-lot parking department will send out a new little sticker for your car.<span>&nbsp; <\/span>It&rsquo;s a small thing, of course, but it&rsquo;s one of the ways you know that your studio deal is being renewed.<span>&nbsp; <\/span>Unless they don&rsquo;t send you a sticker, which <em>also<\/em><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"> tells you something.<o><\/o><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Oh, I suppose you could just pick up the phone like an adult, and come right out and ask the studio head, &ldquo;Hey, are you extending this thing or not?&rdquo; but the iron rule of the entertainment industry is, if you&rsquo;ve got to <em>ask<\/em><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">, then deep down, you know the answer.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><!--adsense--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rob Long blogs: 1. Hits are hard. Liz Gannes over at the NewTeeVee site has a great post about the web video stars of 2007.&nbsp; Time and Forbes may be (kind of) crowing about the short fame trajectories of yesterday&rsquo;s &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=1803\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[579],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1803","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rob-long"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1803","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1803"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1803\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1803"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1803"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1803"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}