{"id":17962,"date":"2010-04-07T16:15:13","date_gmt":"2010-04-08T00:15:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=17962"},"modified":"2010-04-09T08:58:50","modified_gmt":"2010-04-09T16:58:50","slug":"the-bad-jew-port-of-call-limmudla-post-pesach-fun-night","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=17962","title":{"rendered":"The Bad Jew: Port of Call – LimmudLA Post-Pesach Fun Night"},"content":{"rendered":"

I remember from acting class 16 years ago, no matter what role I had, I always played it like a serial killer (according to the rest of the class, this was not my self-image).<\/p>\n

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From my new favorite movie, The Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call – New Orleans<\/a><\/p>\n

The mobster has the ho on his lap. He moves her around. “Dear, like this. You want the schwantz not the prostate. See, that’s it.”<\/p>\n

He turns to the Bad Lieutenant Terence McDonagh. “When you engage with another human being, we remind ourselves that we are not alone. Plus, who knows, maybe we even learn a little something.”<\/p>\n

At the end of the deal, the mobster gets a look from his two bodyguards. “The boys want to saddler her up just in the spirit of friendliness. Do you mind?”<\/p>\n

BL: “Well, let her get cleaned up. She looks like —- right now. Let her put on something hot…”<\/p>\n

Mobster: “Beautiful. Beautiful.”<\/p>\n

BL: “Now, I don’t want to put any pressure on you, but she has a client coming over in 15 minutes. You guys can be done by then, right?”<\/p>\n

Guard: “The both of us?”<\/p>\n

Mobster: “They would’ve been done in 15 seconds if you hadn’t mentioned it. Boys, you’ll hit her when she comes back.”<\/p>\n

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