{"id":17381,"date":"2010-02-25T14:04:36","date_gmt":"2010-02-25T22:04:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=17381"},"modified":"2010-02-25T14:06:08","modified_gmt":"2010-02-25T22:06:08","slug":"i-say-yes-to-god-no-to-girls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=17381","title":{"rendered":"I Say Yes To God, No To Girls"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><A HREF=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=9054\">More<\/a> <A HREF=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=9079\">more<\/a> <A HREF=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=16855\">more<\/a><\/p>\n<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/pLEnPonM5bk&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/pLEnPonM5bk&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Vash&#8217;ti with an inquiring mind is wondering:<br \/>\nLuke, what&#8217;s up with all the disgusting uncombed weirdo&#8217;s in your blog?<br \/>\nThe girls you write about including their pictures and comment on their<br \/>\nappearances are judged L&#8217;Chum&#8217;rah by their physical Middot above and<br \/>\nunder the belt. How come you give a Hetter to the guys&#8230;including yourself, to look so Shlumpy and believe you me I am in a charitable mood this morning&#8230; Don&#8217;t we deserve eye candy?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>More more more Vash&#8217;ti with an inquiring mind is wondering: Luke, what&#8217;s up with all the disgusting uncombed weirdo&#8217;s in your blog? The girls you write about including their pictures and comment on their appearances are judged L&#8217;Chum&#8217;rah by their &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=17381\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17381","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17381","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17381"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17381\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17383,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17381\/revisions\/17383"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17381"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17381"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17381"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}