{"id":17381,"date":"2010-02-25T14:04:36","date_gmt":"2010-02-25T22:04:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=17381"},"modified":"2010-02-25T14:06:08","modified_gmt":"2010-02-25T22:06:08","slug":"i-say-yes-to-god-no-to-girls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=17381","title":{"rendered":"I Say Yes To God, No To Girls"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><A HREF=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=9054\">More<\/a> <A HREF=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=9079\">more<\/a> <A HREF=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=16855\">more<\/a><\/p>\n<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/pLEnPonM5bk&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/pLEnPonM5bk&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Vash&#8217;ti with an inquiring mind is wondering:<br \/>\nLuke, what&#8217;s up with all the disgusting uncombed weirdo&#8217;s in your blog?<br \/>\nThe girls you write about including their pictures and comment on their<br \/>\nappearances are judged L&#8217;Chum&#8217;rah by their physical Middot above and<br \/>\nunder the belt. 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