{"id":1643,"date":"2007-12-04T14:25:13","date_gmt":"2007-12-04T21:13:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=1643"},"modified":"2007-12-04T16:46:22","modified_gmt":"2007-12-04T23:34:22","slug":"jewish-singles-events-can-be-so-awkward","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=1643","title":{"rendered":"Jewish Singles Events Can Be So Awkward"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh man. How did I talk myself into this? This was not a good  idea.<\/p>\n<p>What am I supposed to be doing right now? Should I be doing  something? She looks pretty occupied currently. I guess I&rsquo;ll just stand here&#8230; Keep your head  together Luke. Your time will come. Man this Friday Night Live is awkward!<\/p>\n<p>This  seemed like it would be awesome. It always looked so cool in the videos. But all  this waiting and watching is really uncomfortable. <\/p>\n<p>I figured I&rsquo;d just  sort of fall into a natural rhythm and find my groove, but I&rsquo;ve gotta admit that  I am really perplexed as to the proper protocol <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lookatmystripedshirt.com\/articleTGISA.asp\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><!--adsense--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh man. How did I talk myself into this? This was not a good idea. What am I supposed to be doing right now? Should I be doing something? She looks pretty occupied currently. I guess I&rsquo;ll just stand here&#8230; &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=1643\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1643","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1643","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1643"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1643\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1643"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1643"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1643"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}