{"id":16332,"date":"2010-01-26T14:56:59","date_gmt":"2010-01-26T22:56:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=16332"},"modified":"2010-01-26T15:54:39","modified_gmt":"2010-01-26T23:54:39","slug":"have-you-noticed-my-change-in-tone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=16332","title":{"rendered":"Have You Noticed My Change In Tone?"},"content":{"rendered":"

From my live cam<\/a>:<\/p>\n

Josh: wow luke, the beard has gotten really long. i haven’t been on your webcam in maybe 6 months. you look like you lost weight too
\nJosh: so i hear you’re officially a member of the tribe
\nJosh: now that you’re officially in<\/a>, i’ll send you your own copy of the “protocols of the elders of zion”
\nJosh: but you gotta keep it on the down low, we don’t want any goyim knowing about it
\nYourMoralLeader: Reticence is my middle name
\nJosh: now that you’re a yid, have you become any less bitter
\nYourMoralLeader: hmm maybe, you’ll have to judge
\nJosh: i’ve noticed a change
\nYourMoralLeader: interesting
\nJosh: in your postings
\nJosh: you’re less angry
\nJosh: more optimistic
\nJosh: it’s a good thing
\nJosh: how’re the b**ches treating you
\nYourMoralLeader: with respect<\/p>\n

Josh: dude, all kidding aside, you look 10 years younger, keep it up
\nYourMoralLeader: thanks matey, it’s the Alex Tech and the yoga
\nJosh: you need a little bit of “just for men” combed into your beard and you could pass for a 25 year old chabadnik<\/p>\n

Josh: if you can’t stomach the site of two guys hooking up, stay away from “Big Love”
\nJosh: i’ve been watching that show for a few years now and it’s gotten very gay-graphic
\nJosh: i figured you would, coming from the background that you do
\nJosh: i’m sure there are some sda fringe groups out there that resemble juniper creek
\nYourMoralLeader: and you’re sephardi so you can relate to bigamy<\/p>\n

guest5: Sinkers or floaters today, boy?
\nguest5: SPEAK UP!
\nYourMoralLeader: hi dad!
\nYourMoralLeader: sinkers pops
\nguest5: i might’ve guessed.
\nguest5: I should have left you chained to the dunny when you were a child.
\nguest6: now, des, don’t be too gard on the lad.
\nguest5: Is that you, gill?
\nYourMoralLeader: hi mom
\nguest6: yes, desmond, it’s me. i just dropped a fair-dinkum clanger using this bloody keyboard. my hormones are quite out of control today.
\nguest5: A fair-dinkum shame and a disgrace, that’s what you are, Sunny Jim!
\nguest5: “Look, Dad! Thanks to my Alexander Technique, I’m standing straight and tall now!” Bloody ponce!
\nguest5: Gill, I’m afraid your questionable theories about hormones have confused the boy.
\nguest6: now, des, if luke wants to place his faith in archaic 19th century charlantry, who are we to try to stop him? it does seem foolish .. even to me.
\nJOSHUA: They are as Jewish as The Shah of Persia#
\nguest5: Listen to this bloody ponce…he buys into my son’s feeble efforts to masquerade as an Orthodox Jew.
\nguest6: that’s what i’m saying, des.
\nJOSHUA: Their language is from the goy gutter
\nJOSHUA: UK I would say
\nguest5: Ask Rabbi Union about that one, mate!<\/p>\n

guest6: and notice how he tries to insult us <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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