ChatGPT: (Live from a library that smells like cigar smoke and constitutional law textbooks)<\/p>\n
Host (Jon Stewart\u2013style):
\n\u201cTonight we roast Christopher Caldwell: the only man who can get both The New York Times and a Federalist Society intern to say, \u2018Wow, this guy makes me uncomfortable.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n
Matt Sitman (Know Your Enemy):
\n\u201cChris, I\u2019ve read your book twice. Not because I wanted to\u2014because you write like a Supreme Court dissent that took Ambien. The Age of Entitlement? Bro, it read like The Age of Benadryl.\u201d<\/p>\n
Sam Adler-Bell (Know Your Enemy):
\n\u201cCaldwell is the only conservative we invite on our lefty podcast. Why? Because he uses words longer than four syllables. We may hate his ideas, but at least we don\u2019t need Urban Dictionary to follow them.\u201d<\/p>\n
Michelle Wolf:
\n\u201cChris, your book argues civil rights basically overthrew the Constitution. Dude, calm down\u2014it\u2019s not Game of Thrones. Nobody stormed the capital with dragons\u2026 well, until January 6th.\u201d<\/p>\n
Hasan Minhaj:
\n\u201cYou\u2019re the kind of conservative liberals respect\u2026 which is like being the sexiest guy at a chess tournament. Sure, you won, but the prize is still a handshake and a tote bag.\u201d<\/p>\n
Jeff Ross (Roastmaster General):
\n\u201cChris, you\u2019re a \u2018radical right-wing intellectual.\u2019 That\u2019s like being the world\u2019s tallest leprechaun. You scare liberals because you write complete sentences. You scare conservatives because you don\u2019t end them with exclamation points.\u201d<\/p>\n
Christopher Caldwell (rebuttal):
\n\u201cThank you, thank you. This is the first time I\u2019ve been insulted in a way that required a bibliography. I\u2019ll take it.\u201d<\/p>\n
Closer (Host):
\n\u201cSo here\u2019s to Christopher Caldwell: proof that even in today\u2019s America, you can be radically right-wing, totally out of step with history, and still get a respectful podcast episode\u2026 just as long as you never tweet.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
ChatGPT: (Live from a library that smells like cigar smoke and constitutional law textbooks) Host (Jon Stewart\u2013style): \u201cTonight we roast Christopher Caldwell: the only man who can get both The New York Times and a Federalist Society intern to say, … Continue reading