AI suggests: Under a MAGA Fed, interest rates aren\u2019t adjusted by economists\u2014they\u2019re announced at rallies with a chant: \u201cRaise it! Lower it! Raise it! Lower it!\u201d<\/p>\n
Instead of the Beige Book, they issue the Red Hat Book. Every chapter ends with \u201cAnd America is winning, folks.\u201d<\/p>\n
Inflation is no longer measured by CPI. It\u2019s measured by how many gold-plated Trump sneakers you can buy with your paycheck.<\/p>\n
Instead of \u201cquantitative easing,\u201d they call it \u201cpatriotic printing.\u201d Every new $100 bill comes with a free coupon for a bucket of KFC.<\/p>\n
The Fed chair testifies to Congress wearing a \u201cLet\u2019s Go Brandon\u201d tie, and monetary policy is explained with WWE metaphors.<\/p>\n
Bank stress tests? Replaced with \u201cloyalty tests.\u201d Fail one, and your bank\u2019s reserves are frozen until you post a video pledging allegiance to the cause.<\/p>\n
Why did the MAGA team take over the Federal Reserve?
\nThey wanted to replace the dollar with “Trump Bucks” and make every bill yuge! <\/p>\n
What\u2019s the new Federal Reserve motto under a MAGA takeover?
\n“Make Interest Rates Great Again\u2014zero percent for everyone!” <\/p>\n
What\u2019s the first policy change at the MAGA Federal Reserve?
\nEvery meeting starts with a chant: “Lower the rates, raise the stakes!” <\/p>\n
Why did the MAGA Fed redesign the currency?
\nThey put gold-plated borders on every bill to make it “classy, the best, tremendous.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
AI suggests: Under a MAGA Fed, interest rates aren\u2019t adjusted by economists\u2014they\u2019re announced at rallies with a chant: \u201cRaise it! Lower it! Raise it! Lower it!\u201d Instead of the Beige Book, they issue the Red Hat Book. Every chapter ends … Continue reading