{"id":162484,"date":"2025-07-29T16:38:24","date_gmt":"2025-07-30T00:38:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=162484"},"modified":"2025-07-29T16:45:04","modified_gmt":"2025-07-30T00:45:04","slug":"i-will-always-love-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=162484","title":{"rendered":"I Will Always Love You"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">LA County coastline included in the tsunami watch. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/fMP77X01dy\">pic.twitter.com\/fMP77X01dy<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Los Angeles Alerts (@AlertLosAngeles) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AlertLosAngeles\/status\/1950354021916823955?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 30, 2025<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>A tsunami is coming. Just once I\u2019d like to be blindsided by something *pleasant*.<br \/>\nAs the waters rise, I stand firm\u2014not because I can stop them, but because dignity still matters.<br \/>\nThe sovereign is he who decides the state of exception. The sea has spoken.<br \/>\nIf this is my last tweet, please remember: I was mostly right and occasionally funny.<br \/>\nTsunami\u2019s coming. I\u2019m not running. I was born for drama.<br \/>\nTsunami incoming. I refuse to go viral posthumously for a bad tweet.<br \/>\nThe tsunami can&#8217;t cancel me\u2014I was already shadowbanned by God.<br \/>\nTsunami en route. Finally, a deadline I respect.<br \/>\nAs the sea roars, I whisper: \u201cStill better than another DEI seminar.\u201d<br \/>\nThis tsunami better be kosher.<br \/>\nIf you find my phone, clear my browser history, then say Kaddish.<br \/>\nGod flooded the world once for corruption. This one\u2019s probably for cringe.<br \/>\nI always wanted to make a splash. Just not like this.<\/p>\n<p>The sea rises, but Hashem runs the world. If this is the end, it was always in His hands.<br \/>\nEven a tsunami can\u2019t cancel my Shabbos plans. Let\u2019s see it part the waters like Moshe.<br \/>\nTeshuvah, tefillah, and tzedakah avert the evil decree. But just in case\u2014backing up my Torah files.<br \/>\nIf the sea takes me, may it be with my tzitzit flying and Shema on my lips.<br \/>\nHashem drowned Mitzrayim. Maybe this one\u2019s for my enemies too.<\/p>\n<p>I spent my life trying to deny death. Now it\u2019s knocking, and I want to podcast through the flood.<br \/>\nEven now, I reach for heroism \u2014 not to survive, but to matter.<br \/>\nThis tsunami isn\u2019t death \u2014 it\u2019s my latest symbolic defeat. And damn it, I want it to go viral.<br \/>\nI mocked the sacred. I dissected culture. But now I pray \u2014 because even the anthropologist kneels before the wave.<\/p>\n<p>What would the great thinkers say at a time like this?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Stephen Turner (sociology of expertise):<\/strong><br \/>\nSo the tsunami&#8217;s coming \u2014 remind me, who certified <em>this<\/em> wave as legitimate? Where\u2019s the credentialed authority on wall-of-water epistemology?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ronny Guldmann (prophetic outsider tone):<\/strong><br \/>\nA civilization that replaces sacred awe with bureaucratic narcissism deserves to drown. This wave is the judgment. I receive it with open arms and an ironic smirk.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Helen Andrews (reactionary realism, moral disillusionment):<\/strong><br \/>\nYou spend your life trying to live with grace in decline. Then the tsunami comes, and you realize \u2014 decline was the grace. This is just the ending we refused to plan for.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Darel E. Paul (elite critique):<\/strong><br \/>\nI always knew coastal cosmopolitanism would end with a pink-haired influencer livestreaming her death in 4K. The elites brought the flood, and they\u2019ll monetize the wreckage.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Clinton Rossiter (constitutional romanticism):<\/strong><br \/>\nThere are no clauses for this. No Federalist fallback. Only the hope that some American, somewhere, still believes in ordered liberty as the waters take him.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Carl Schmitt (state of exception maestro):<\/strong><br \/>\nThe wave is not chaos. It is decision. Every civilization has its flood. What matters now is not law, but the one who stands and says, \u201cHere. No further.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Richard Spencer (Alt-Right aestheticist):<\/strong><br \/>\nThe tsunami is sublime \u2014 a beautiful force beyond liberal containment. Let it wash away the vulgar. 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