{"id":1621,"date":"2007-12-02T23:46:15","date_gmt":"2007-12-03T06:34:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=1621"},"modified":"2007-12-04T19:28:38","modified_gmt":"2007-12-05T02:16:38","slug":"brad-greenberg-looks-like-something-out-of-der-sturmer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=1621","title":{"rendered":"Brad Greenberg Looks Like Something Out Of Der Sturmer"},"content":{"rendered":"

I don’t mean that critically<\/a>.<\/p>\n

No judgment.<\/p>\n

I’m not exactly Adonis myself.<\/p>\n

Just ask Danielle Berrin<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Anyway, enough about me.<\/p>\n

Let’s talk about Brad.<\/p>\n

Poor bloke.<\/p>\n

I wonder if he ever hands out poisoned candy to Aryan children coming out of church in Santa Monica?<\/p>\n

Wearing a top hat and a stick pin?<\/p>\n

In his spare time, does he torture the host and poison wells?<\/p>\n

This isn’t me writing this.<\/p>\n

I don’t write like this.<\/p>\n

These are words coming from outside of me over which I have little control.<\/p>\n

(I stuck in the Danielle Berrin bit gratuituously.)<\/p>\n

Brad’s story is sad. How come the Jews lose the Brad Greenbergs of the world and get the Luke Fords?<\/p>\n

It doesn’t seem like a fair trade.<\/p>\n

I can’t doubt the sincerity of Brad’s faith. He’s a fair dinkum Christian.<\/p>\n

He must’ve gotten the wrong directions to the BBYO camp and ended up at Liberty University.<\/p>\n

I’m sure I’ll get a little scared when he tells me the world is 6,000 years old. When he tries to convince me that Fred Flintstone and T-Rex lived at the same time as the Apostles.<\/p>\n

That’ll be Brad Greenberg’s version of carbon dating.<\/p>\n

Brad likes the hovel even though he said in his article that it smells bad<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Oh well, I must go raise money for the Irv Rubin<\/a> Scholarship Fund. The first winner will be Ben "Porn Generation" Shapiro<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Each year one fanatic is picked out of many applications and given an all expense paid trip to Gaza to bring the Moshiach.<\/p>\n

Ben’s never had sex but he knows it’s evil (outside of marriage).<\/p>\n

I bet he’s bought some tactical nukes to use on secular Jews. First stop? Leo Baeck Temple<\/a>. <\/p>\n

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I don’t mean that critically. No judgment. I’m not exactly Adonis myself. Just ask Danielle Berrin. Anyway, enough about me. Let’s talk about Brad. Poor bloke. I wonder if he ever hands out poisoned candy to Aryan children coming out … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[187,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1621","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brad-a-greenberg","category-personal"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1621","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1621"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1621\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1621"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1621"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1621"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}