{"id":1554,"date":"2007-11-22T21:49:06","date_gmt":"2007-11-23T04:37:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=1554"},"modified":"2007-12-05T17:10:42","modified_gmt":"2007-12-05T23:58:42","slug":"lewis-feins-thanksgiving","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=1554","title":{"rendered":"Lewis Fein&#8217;s Thanksgiving"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Lewisafein:  yams and apple pie are fighting in my belly, worse than modern orthodox and frum<br \/>\nLuzdedos1:  i am reading bob novak&#8217;s autobiography<br \/>\nLewisafein:  the stuff about his bar mitzvah is good<br \/>\nLewisafein:  when he became really jewish<br \/>\nLewisafein:  i&#8217;m the least thing from religious but it hurts to see him abandon the tribe<br \/>\nLewisafein:  it&#8217;s like he went to the yankees, and in the trade we picked up an aging relief pitcher named luke ford<br \/>\nLewisafein:  how&#8217;s your fast ball<br \/>\nLuzdedos1:  weak<br \/>\nLuzdedos1:  did you have thanksgiving with the rabbi?<br \/>\nLewisafein:  i did. his wife&#8217;s wig fell off while serving me schlag<br \/>\nLewisafein:  she&#8217;s yul brenner under that thing<br \/>\nLewisafein:  as she was straightening it i hear the &quot;magnificent seven&quot;<br \/>\nLewisafein:  dun dun dah dah<\/p>\n<p><!--adsense--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lewisafein: yams and apple pie are fighting in my belly, worse than modern orthodox and frum Luzdedos1: i am reading bob novak&#8217;s autobiography Lewisafein: the stuff about his bar mitzvah is good Lewisafein: when he became really jewish Lewisafein: i&#8217;m &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=1554\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1554","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1554","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1554"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1554\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1554"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1554"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1554"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}