{"id":1528,"date":"2007-11-18T09:57:19","date_gmt":"2007-11-18T16:45:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=1528"},"modified":"2007-12-05T17:20:48","modified_gmt":"2007-12-06T00:08:48","slug":"with-this-orgasm-i-thee-wed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=1528","title":{"rendered":"With This Orgasm, I Thee Wed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/theassimilatednegro.blogspot.com\/2007\/11\/with-this-orgasm-i-thee-wed.html\">The Assimilated Negro writes<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Whenever I&#8217;m on a date or something it&#8217;s sort of like yeah, blah blah, you like the museum, you like shopping, you like poetry, blahbity blah. And I&#8217;m always rocking the sly smile, and thinking, yeah you might like those things &#8230;. but you ain&#8217;t gonna be talkin&#8217; about none of that ish when you&#8217;re cumming tonight. The only spoken words for this evening are: Oh. My. God.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s the ultimate equalizer. If you can get them all flushed and winded and out of control and trembling and just &#8230;.. mmmmm. You feel like the Lebron James of labias who just went baseline and dunked on her dome, and you want to stand there and taunt, &ldquo;Take that!! What say your years of feminist empowerment theory now, beeotch???&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>Cause that&#8217;s when it&#8217;s most satisfying, with these haughty you-can&#8217;t-do-nothing-for-me girls.  Pffft.  <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><!--adsense--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Assimilated Negro writes: Whenever I&#8217;m on a date or something it&#8217;s sort of like yeah, blah blah, you like the museum, you like shopping, you like poetry, blahbity blah. 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