{"id":1528,"date":"2007-11-18T09:57:19","date_gmt":"2007-11-18T16:45:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=1528"},"modified":"2007-12-05T17:20:48","modified_gmt":"2007-12-06T00:08:48","slug":"with-this-orgasm-i-thee-wed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=1528","title":{"rendered":"With This Orgasm, I Thee Wed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/theassimilatednegro.blogspot.com\/2007\/11\/with-this-orgasm-i-thee-wed.html\">The Assimilated Negro writes<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Whenever I&#8217;m on a date or something it&#8217;s sort of like yeah, blah blah, you like the museum, you like shopping, you like poetry, blahbity blah. And I&#8217;m always rocking the sly smile, and thinking, yeah you might like those things &#8230;. but you ain&#8217;t gonna be talkin&#8217; about none of that ish when you&#8217;re cumming tonight. The only spoken words for this evening are: Oh. My. God.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s the ultimate equalizer. If you can get them all flushed and winded and out of control and trembling and just &#8230;.. mmmmm. You feel like the Lebron James of labias who just went baseline and dunked on her dome, and you want to stand there and taunt, &ldquo;Take that!! What say your years of feminist empowerment theory now, beeotch???&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>Cause that&#8217;s when it&#8217;s most satisfying, with these haughty you-can&#8217;t-do-nothing-for-me girls.  Pffft.  <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><!--adsense--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Assimilated Negro writes: Whenever I&#8217;m on a date or something it&#8217;s sort of like yeah, blah blah, you like the museum, you like shopping, you like poetry, blahbity blah. And I&#8217;m always rocking the sly smile, and thinking, yeah &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=1528\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[210],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1528","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1528","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1528"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1528\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1528"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1528"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1528"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}