{"id":15270,"date":"2009-12-29T17:03:32","date_gmt":"2009-12-30T01:03:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=15270"},"modified":"2009-12-29T19:43:07","modified_gmt":"2009-12-30T03:43:07","slug":"luke-ford-needs-a-wife-orit-understands-all","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=15270","title":{"rendered":"Luke Ford Needs A Wife"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><A HREF=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=14121\">More<\/a><\/p>\n<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/QZTxmujRvQk&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/QZTxmujRvQk&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Khunrum emails: &#8220;Come now professional ladies. Are you not tired of those well groomed, fit and ready suntanned L. A. Hollywood sheiks with the Lamborghini and American Express Gold Card?. How base&#8230;how phoney. It&#8217;s time you linked with a genuine down to earth type. A sincere man who scorns the trappings of our overindulgent consumer society wants you to have his babies&#8230;&#8230;Luke Ford&#8230;chronic lethargic syndrome, heavily in debt, under worked and under funded, drives a &#8220;cash for clunkers&#8221; reject, lives in an urban cave and is a dead ringer for Robinson Crusoe. Don&#8217;t let his one get away.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Bob emails: &#8220;A more apropos title would be &#8216;What Wife Needs Luke Ford?'&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>More Khunrum emails: &#8220;Come now professional ladies. Are you not tired of those well groomed, fit and ready suntanned L. A. Hollywood sheiks with the Lamborghini and American Express Gold Card?. How base&#8230;how phoney. It&#8217;s time you linked with a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=15270\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[619,21],"tags":[20752,20754,20755,822,20756,20753],"class_list":["post-15270","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marriage","category-personal","tag-american-express-gold-card","tag-dead-ringer","tag-earth-type","tag-luke-ford","tag-professional-ladies","tag-robinson-crusoe"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15270","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15270"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15270\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15343,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15270\/revisions\/15343"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15270"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15270"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15270"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}