{"id":15270,"date":"2009-12-29T17:03:32","date_gmt":"2009-12-30T01:03:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=15270"},"modified":"2009-12-29T19:43:07","modified_gmt":"2009-12-30T03:43:07","slug":"luke-ford-needs-a-wife-orit-understands-all","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=15270","title":{"rendered":"Luke Ford Needs A Wife"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><A HREF=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=14121\">More<\/a><\/p>\n<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/QZTxmujRvQk&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/QZTxmujRvQk&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Khunrum emails: &#8220;Come now professional ladies. 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