{"id":1524,"date":"2007-11-17T20:02:17","date_gmt":"2007-11-18T02:50:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=1524"},"modified":"2007-12-05T17:21:23","modified_gmt":"2007-12-06T00:09:23","slug":"keep-onions-out-of-shul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=1524","title":{"rendered":"Keep Onions Out Of Shul"},"content":{"rendered":"

I was sitting in shul this morning, alternately davening and reading the sacred words of Chaim Potok, when a bloke sits down to me, puts on his tallit and then, during the reading of the Torah, unfurls a copy of "The Onion" newspaper. I was scandalized.<\/p>\n

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