{"id":15145,"date":"2009-12-28T09:08:23","date_gmt":"2009-12-28T17:08:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=15145"},"modified":"2009-12-28T21:30:11","modified_gmt":"2009-12-29T05:30:11","slug":"the-burka-fashion-show","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=15145","title":{"rendered":"The Burka Fashion Show"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You&#8217;ll be proud to walk five steps behind your husband in this ensemble.<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/AIpdC0o3mdM&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/AIpdC0o3mdM&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>A Jewish Feminist emails:<\/p>\n<p>While watching the fashion show in downed on me the actually I am in favor of it.<br \/>\nWe should open a Burka boutique in Shul right next to the gifts shops display. Reasons:<\/p>\n<p>1.  So Tzniutsdic&#8230;the Rabbis will love us.<br \/>\n2.  Covers up all the extra pounds gained during:<br \/>\n     Holidays, celebrations of Bat\/Bat Mitzvah, wedding, pregnancy&#8230;<br \/>\n3.  No need to buy new cloth and stay in fashion.<br \/>\n4.  No need to shave your legs.<br \/>\n5.  No pantyhose . Use your husbands Gatkes and socks.<br \/>\n6.  Couples who had to get married can hide it, then claim they had a premee.<br \/>\n7.  You can walk nude under it.<br \/>\n8.  Don&#8217;t have to do much laundry nor dry clean. Big money savings.<br \/>\n9.  If you are into shoplifting, You can hide a lot of stuff and no one will know.<br \/>\n10.When going to the movies, hide the kids under it and pay for only 1 ticket.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You&#8217;ll be proud to walk five steps behind your husband in this ensemble. A Jewish Feminist emails: While watching the fashion show in downed on me the actually I am in favor of it. 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