{"id":15145,"date":"2009-12-28T09:08:23","date_gmt":"2009-12-28T17:08:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=15145"},"modified":"2009-12-28T21:30:11","modified_gmt":"2009-12-29T05:30:11","slug":"the-burka-fashion-show","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=15145","title":{"rendered":"The Burka Fashion Show"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You&#8217;ll be proud to walk five steps behind your husband in this ensemble.<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/AIpdC0o3mdM&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/AIpdC0o3mdM&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>A Jewish Feminist emails:<\/p>\n<p>While watching the fashion show in downed on me the actually I am in favor of it.<br \/>\nWe should open a Burka boutique in Shul right next to the gifts shops display. Reasons:<\/p>\n<p>1.  So Tzniutsdic&#8230;the Rabbis will love us.<br \/>\n2.  Covers up all the extra pounds gained during:<br \/>\n     Holidays, celebrations of Bat\/Bat Mitzvah, wedding, pregnancy&#8230;<br \/>\n3.  No need to buy new cloth and stay in fashion.<br \/>\n4.  No need to shave your legs.<br \/>\n5.  No pantyhose . Use your husbands Gatkes and socks.<br \/>\n6.  Couples who had to get married can hide it, then claim they had a premee.<br \/>\n7.  You can walk nude under it.<br \/>\n8.  Don&#8217;t have to do much laundry nor dry clean. Big money savings.<br \/>\n9.  If you are into shoplifting, You can hide a lot of stuff and no one will know.<br \/>\n10.When going to the movies, hide the kids under it and pay for only 1 ticket.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You&#8217;ll be proud to walk five steps behind your husband in this ensemble. A Jewish Feminist emails: While watching the fashion show in downed on me the actually I am in favor of it. We should open a Burka boutique &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=15145\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[139],"tags":[2481,2094,20726,20725,29836,20727],"class_list":["post-15145","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-islam","tag-bat-mitzvah","tag-fashion-show","tag-five-steps","tag-money-savings","tag-rabbis","tag-shoplifting"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15145","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15145"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15145\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15145"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15145"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15145"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}