{"id":15138,"date":"2009-12-28T07:47:52","date_gmt":"2009-12-28T15:47:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=15138"},"modified":"2009-12-28T19:11:38","modified_gmt":"2009-12-29T03:11:38","slug":"a-little-ditty-about-luke-diane","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=15138","title":{"rendered":"A Little Ditty About Luke &#038; Diane"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I exchanged email with a female journalist Sunday evening. We&#8217;re getting together this afternoon. Perhaps we&#8217;ll do an interview.<\/p>\n<p>I like female journalists. I love powerful women.<\/p>\n<p>Early this morning, I had a dream that I was working for a TV production company. My assignment was to interview the most powerful news women at NBC, CBS and ABC.<\/p>\n<p>The NBC woman came first. Meredith Veira from the Today show. She was nice. We did an interview outside this club. It was sunny. We stood beside flowers and hedges.<\/p>\n<p>Then it was Katie Couric. We chatted a bit more. Then we did an uneventful interview.<\/p>\n<p>I kept myself from asking how I could climb up to the level where they lived.<\/p>\n<p>Then Diane Sawyer came over. She was chatty. She started giving me advice. She wanted to remake my life.<\/p>\n<p>As I interviewed her, a friend videotaped me so I could put it on my blog.<\/p>\n<p>Then Diane wanted to get something to eat with me. <\/p>\n<p>I went inside the club with her. There was a strip show going on.<\/p>\n<p>We finally found a table and she ordered. I explained I could not eat there. It was not kosher.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Then let&#8217;s blow this joint,&#8221; said Diane.<\/p>\n<p>We got up and left.<\/p>\n<p>We were laughing like kids.<\/p>\n<p>Then I woke up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I exchanged email with a female journalist Sunday evening. We&#8217;re getting together this afternoon. Perhaps we&#8217;ll do an interview. I like female journalists. I love powerful women. Early this morning, I had a dream that I was working for a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=15138\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[20716,10783,10506,20714,20713,20715],"class_list":["post-15138","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-female-journalist","tag-female-journalists","tag-katie-couric","tag-little-ditty","tag-meredith-veira","tag-tv-production-company"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15138","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15138"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15138\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15138"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15138"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15138"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}