{"id":1500,"date":"2007-11-12T16:49:32","date_gmt":"2007-11-12T23:37:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=1500"},"modified":"2007-12-05T17:30:04","modified_gmt":"2007-12-06T00:18:04","slug":"when-midgets-attack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=1500","title":{"rendered":"When Midgets Attack"},"content":{"rendered":"

Black model Chasity James writes on her new site cupcakekiller.com<\/a>:<\/p>\n

Halloween was boring and ridiculous. It was a night filled with waiting around and a mean, fat Goth bitch. That’s right… I said it. It all began when I found out my friend Zita was not riding with me to a party we were going to. She decided to ride with a bunch of people who decided to pick up some chick who lives in Burbank… at 10pm… on Halloween. Of course they get stuck in major traffic for almost 2 hours! Did the bitch in Burbank have two broken legs? Why couldn’t she get her ass up and in a car and drive to the party on Sunset and Labrea? So I end up waiting…and waiting until I get bored. So I text my "friend" Neil and see what he’s up to. He invites me to his house for a bit before he goes out. When I arrive to Neil’s place he is already heading out and invites me to a Goth party. Very hesitant to go, I decide it’s a good idea to go and kill some time before meeting with Zita and her clan of crazies. So I follow Neil and his friends to Crenshaw and Pico Blvd where white, gothy kids don’t belong. I finally figure out we aren’t going to a house party but to a venue having a Halloween party. I’m actually getting annoyed writing this so to make a long story short my night was ruined because Neil and his friends were assholes. The one who stood out was his friend Olga who is the fat, Goth bitch I mentioned earlier. She was super nasty to me for no reason at all. I figured she was one of Neil’s bitches who was super jealous of me.<\/p>\n

Neil Strauss is the author of the book The Game: Penetrating the secret society of pickup artists.
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\nHe teaches average nice guys looking for love how to become asshole pickup artists looking for vaginas.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Here’s my related Halloween report with pictures and video<\/a>. Here’s Chasity’s MySpace page<\/a>.<\/p>\n

My Nov. 13 videotaped interview with Chasity James at Coffee Bean on Sunset Blvd<\/a>. Part Two<\/a><\/p>\n

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