{"id":14776,"date":"2009-12-21T17:07:42","date_gmt":"2009-12-22T01:07:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=14776"},"modified":"2009-12-21T17:07:42","modified_gmt":"2009-12-22T01:07:42","slug":"birth-control-is-sinful-in-the-christian-marriages-and-also-robbing-god-of-priesthood-children","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=14776","title":{"rendered":"Birth Control is Sinful in the Christian Marriages and also Robbing God of Priesthood Children!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ned Muffin writes on Amazon.com<\/a>: Despite being written entirely in BLOCK CAPITALS, this self-published work conveys its message elegantly. In fact, you don’t even need to read it to understand the main argument being put forward.<\/p>\n

True, by avoiding this book you will miss out on the precise location of the heretical surfboard worshipped by the British royal family and the sinister significance of Abe Lincoln’s unholy quadrille. You will also miss out on the explanation of why the Hairy-Eared Dwarf Lemur is really God’s own tree-dwelling angel-on-earth and on the coded instructions showing how to grow a prize-winning mushroom, which the author cunningly gleaned from a close textural analysis of St. Paul’s third birthday card to the Corinthians.<\/p>\n

That aside, my big problem with this book is that the ‘birth control is sinful’ message is difficult for most regular-looking people to put into practice. I wonder if this lack of guidance is down to the author’s own sexual inexperience brought about by her scary fanaticism and a face that would scare a dog out of a butcher’s shop.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ned Muffin writes on Amazon.com: Despite being written entirely in BLOCK CAPITALS, this self-published work conveys its message elegantly. In fact, you don’t even need to read it to understand the main argument being put forward. True, by avoiding this … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[20571,20573,20574,20572,20570,20575],"class_list":["post-14776","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-book-reviews","tag-abe-lincoln","tag-angel-on-earth","tag-block-capitals","tag-british-royal-family","tag-hairy-eared-dwarf-lemur","tag-sinister-significance"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t