{"id":14086,"date":"2009-12-11T10:53:15","date_gmt":"2009-12-11T18:53:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=14086"},"modified":"2009-12-11T10:59:31","modified_gmt":"2009-12-11T18:59:31","slug":"merry-christmas-goyim","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=14086","title":{"rendered":"Merry Christmas Goyim!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><A HREF=\"http:\/\/yourmoralleader.camstreams.com\/\">I&#8217;m live on my cam<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p>YourMoralLeader:  merry xmas<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:  goyim<br \/>\nEmma:  Happy hanukkah?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:  what does Xmas mean to you M and Beth?<br \/>\nEmma:  Family getting together<br \/>\nEmma:  The day Jesus was born<br \/>\nBeth:  I had to step away and Luke laid the smack down on some guy.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:  does your family get together and celebrate the day I was born M?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:  i banned a bloke hassling beth<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:  what are the rituals for Luke&#8217;s Bday in M&#8217;s home?<br \/>\nBeth:  Christmas means family, giving and receiving, good food and bad traffic.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:  study selections from my blog<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:  sing songs in praise of the Leader<br \/>\nEmma:  We sit around the table and study your books.<br \/>\nEmma:  laughing quietly.<br \/>\nBeth:  Really? Luke&#8217;s books make me cry loudly.<\/p>\n<p>Chaim Amalek emails: I&#8217;m not a big fan of it because:<br \/>\n1. Few fertile females show up these days.  (For many months Emma was all that kept it going.)<br \/>\n2. A web cam in which you merely sit there, typing or reading is insulting to everyone who shows up.  I mean, what&#8217;s the point of calling readers to that?<br \/>\n3. It depresses me because it reminds me of the time you used to have interviews with interesting fertile females online or appear with D-list celebs doing\/being interviewed on internet radio (remember internet radio?).  It is simply pointless.<\/p>\n<p>1999 closed with lots more promise for Luke Ford than does 2009.  You have so little to lose at this point that I suggest you make a play for Sandra Tsing Loh in the hope that she starts writing about you, no matter the context. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m live on my cam: YourMoralLeader: merry xmas YourMoralLeader: goyim Emma: Happy hanukkah? YourMoralLeader: what does Xmas mean to you M and Beth? Emma: Family getting together Emma: The day Jesus was born Beth: I had to step away and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=14086\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[20360,2011,32275,8021,822,20361,20359,8799,20362],"class_list":["post-14086","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-bad-traffic","tag-bloke","tag-hanukkah","tag-internet-radio","tag-luke-ford","tag-merry-christmas","tag-merry-xmas","tag-s-books","tag-sandra-tsing-loh"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14086","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14086"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14086\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14092,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14086\/revisions\/14092"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14086"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14086"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14086"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}