{"id":13708,"date":"2009-12-02T17:48:12","date_gmt":"2009-12-03T01:48:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=13708"},"modified":"2009-12-02T19:07:54","modified_gmt":"2009-12-03T03:07:54","slug":"how-am-i-a-moral-leader","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=13708","title":{"rendered":"How Am I A Moral Leader?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><A HREF=\"http:\/\/yourmoralleader.camstreams.com\/\">From my live cam chat<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p>guest16:  how are you a moral leader ?<br \/>\nguest16:  well<br \/>\nguest16:  hello<br \/>\nBeth:  Give him a minute&#8230;<br \/>\nBeth:  Luke, if I beg for your attention will you blog about me? I thrive on negative attention.<br \/>\nguest16:  beth does he speak<br \/>\nBeth:  No, it&#8217;s all text-based. We get to listen to Prager. He says what Luke would say, minus the sweet accent.<br \/>\nBeth:  she says, as if she were the expert on Luke Ford.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:  hmm<br \/>\nguest16:  why r u a moral leader<br \/>\nguest16:  i need to know<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:  The lady of the lake gave me Excalibur<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:  signifying by divine right I am to be your king<br \/>\nBeth:  lol<br \/>\nBeth:  no seriously that wasn&#8217;t just netspeak, I actually lol&#8217;d.<br \/>\nguest16:  r u there or r u high i need to know<br \/>\nguest16:  please answer<\/p>\n<p>ChaimAmalek:  Luke, how can I become a mashgiach and have my own hechsur for Kashrut?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:  I wish I could employ Mexicans<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:  An American without his own Mexican is like someone who works as a door greeter at WalMart<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:  LUKE!  I GOT IT! Sure fire way for us to make money!<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:  We offer hechsuring services under the symbol of a golden calf.  Why a calf, you ask?  Because the name of our venture will be ChaimAmalekLukeFord = CALF<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:  C.A.L.F. = $$$$$$<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From my live cam chat: guest16: how are you a moral leader ? guest16: well guest16: hello Beth: Give him a minute&#8230; Beth: Luke, if I beg for your attention will you blog about me? I thrive on negative attention. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=13708\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[4247,20224,897,822,10286,668,20223],"class_list":["post-13708","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-golden-calf","tag-lady-of-the-lake","tag-live-cam-chat","tag-luke-ford","tag-mashgiach","tag-moral-leader","tag-negative-attention"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13708","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13708"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13708\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13715,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13708\/revisions\/13715"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13708"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13708"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13708"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}