{"id":132,"date":"2007-02-21T14:14:50","date_gmt":"2007-02-21T22:14:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=132"},"modified":"2007-12-09T14:29:14","modified_gmt":"2007-12-09T21:17:14","slug":"damsel-in-distress","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=132","title":{"rendered":"Damsel In Distress"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My 19yo friend calls. &quot;I&#8217;m in Miami. I flew in on one of my friend&#8217;s private jets. I ended up staying a lot longer than I was supposed to. I was supposed to stay the night and I&#8217;ve stayed since Monday.&quot;  &quot;Now he wants me to quit my job and move to Miami. I&#8217;m so stressed out.&quot;  &quot;He has $70 million.  &quot;I am upset. I wake up one morning. I go to a set. I jump on a plane. And then I&#8217;m told to quit my job.  &quot;I&#8217;m lost and confused.&quot;  Luke: &quot;He&#8217;s in love with you.&quot;  Damsel: &quot;He&#8217;s known me for a day.&quot;  Luke: &quot;That&#8217;s what men do. They love to rescue women.&quot;  Damsel: &quot;I just moved into a new apartment. I have a hamster to take care of. He&#8217;s like, &#8216;I&#8217;m buying you a ticket. Pack your stuff and come back here on Monday. And you&#8217;re not working.&#8217;&quot;  &quot;Him and I know the same people like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nfl.com\/players\/playerpage\/133332\">Jevon Kearse<\/a>.&quot;<\/p>\n<p><!--adsense--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My 19yo friend calls. &quot;I&#8217;m in Miami. I flew in on one of my friend&#8217;s private jets. I ended up staying a lot longer than I was supposed to. I was supposed to stay the night and I&#8217;ve stayed since &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=132\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-132","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-women"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=132"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=132"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=132"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=132"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}