{"id":132,"date":"2007-02-21T14:14:50","date_gmt":"2007-02-21T22:14:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=132"},"modified":"2007-12-09T14:29:14","modified_gmt":"2007-12-09T21:17:14","slug":"damsel-in-distress","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=132","title":{"rendered":"Damsel In Distress"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My 19yo friend calls. &quot;I&#8217;m in Miami. I flew in on one of my friend&#8217;s private jets. I ended up staying a lot longer than I was supposed to. I was supposed to stay the night and I&#8217;ve stayed since Monday.&quot;  &quot;Now he wants me to quit my job and move to Miami. I&#8217;m so stressed out.&quot;  &quot;He has $70 million.  &quot;I am upset. I wake up one morning. I go to a set. I jump on a plane. 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