{"id":12527,"date":"2009-11-01T10:41:15","date_gmt":"2009-11-01T18:41:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=12527"},"modified":"2009-11-01T10:41:15","modified_gmt":"2009-11-01T18:41:15","slug":"kosher-cookies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=12527","title":{"rendered":"Kosher Cookies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In a class this past week in which I am the only guy, a non-Jewish woman baked cookies. As she was leaving the house, she thought, hmm, Luke is kosher. He won&#8217;t be able to eat these.<\/p>\n<p>So she stopped by a kosher bakery and asked, what in here is kosher?<\/p>\n<p>Everything is kosher, she&#8217;s told. So she buys some cookies and brings them in.<\/p>\n<p>We get a writing assignment to eat a cookie and then write what we feel.<\/p>\n<p>I wrote: When I eat a cookie, I feel guilt. I think about my blood sugar level and how close I am to pre-diabetes. I think about my weight, how I am 20 pounds heavier than I&#8217;d like. I think about my cholesterol, how my good cholesterol is too low and my bad cholesterol is too high. I think about all the bad things I am doing to myself. I think about how hard I&#8217;ve worked to clear them out of my life. I think about the social pressure to conform and to eat a cookie even though I do not want one, even though I just brushed my teeth and chewed some gum, even though I am full. I think about my four recent cavities, my spreading waist, my bouts of the flu. I think about how much nicer the non-kosher cookies seem. I think I am not living my life right.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In a class this past week in which I am the only guy, a non-Jewish woman baked cookies. As she was leaving the house, she thought, hmm, Luke is kosher. He won&#8217;t be able to eat these. So she stopped &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=12527\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[19761,16811,19760,19759,19762,9564],"class_list":["post-12527","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-bad-cholesterol","tag-blood-sugar-level","tag-good-cholesterol","tag-kosher-bakery","tag-living-my-life","tag-pre-diabetes"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12527","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12527"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12527\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12527"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12527"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12527"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}