{"id":124916,"date":"2018-11-30T09:19:43","date_gmt":"2018-11-30T17:19:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=124916"},"modified":"2018-11-30T09:19:43","modified_gmt":"2018-11-30T17:19:43","slug":"brave-sir-kenneth-bravely-ran-away","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=124916","title":{"rendered":"Brave Sir Kenneth Bravely Ran Away"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Youtube philosopher Kenneth Brown tells people he won&#8217;t appear on any Youtube channel that platforms Jews.<\/p>\n<p><iframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/x7cwumnej_o\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Bravely bold Sir Kenneth<br \/>\nRode forth from Camelot.<br \/>\nHe was not afraid to die,<br \/>\nOh brave Sir Kenneth.<br \/>\nHe was not at all afraid<br \/>\nTo be killed in nasty ways.<br \/>\nBrave, brave, brave, brave Sir Kenneth.<br \/>\nHe was not in the least bit scared<br \/>\nTo be mashed into a pulp.<br \/>\nOr to have his eyes gouged out,<br \/>\nAnd his elbows broken.<br \/>\nTo have his kneecaps split<br \/>\nAnd his body burned away,<br \/>\nAnd his limbs all hacked and mangled<br \/>\nBrave Sir Kenneth.<br \/>\nHis head smashed in<br \/>\nAnd his heart cut out<br \/>\nAnd his liver removed<br \/>\nAnd his bowls unplugged<br \/>\nAnd his nostrils raped<br \/>\nAnd his bottom burnt off<br \/>\nAnd his penis<br \/>\n&#8220;That&#8217;s, that&#8217;s enough music for now lads, there&#8217;s dirty work afoot.&#8221;<br \/>\nBrave Sir Kenneth ran away.<br \/>\n(&#8220;No!&#8221;)<br \/>\nBravely ran away away.<br \/>\n(&#8220;I didn&#8217;t!&#8221;)<br \/>\nWhen danger reared it&#8217;s ugly head,<br \/>\nHe bravely turned his tail and fled.<br \/>\n(&#8220;I never!&#8221;)<br \/>\nYes, brave Sir Kenneth turned about<br \/>\nAnd gallantly he chickened out.<br \/>\n(&#8220;You&#8217;re lying!&#8221;)<br \/>\nSwiftly taking to his feet,<br \/>\nHe beat a very brave retreat.<br \/>\nBravest of the brave, Sir Kenneth!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Youtube philosopher Kenneth Brown tells people he won&#8217;t appear on any Youtube channel that platforms Jews. Bravely bold Sir Kenneth Rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, Oh brave Sir Kenneth. He was not at all afraid &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=124916\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[42720],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-124916","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-alt-right"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124916","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=124916"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124916\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":124917,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124916\/revisions\/124917"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=124916"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=124916"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=124916"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}