"What’s Seven Minutes in Heaven?" he asks.<\/p>\n
"You never played that?" she says.<\/p>\n
"No," he says. "What is it?"<\/p>\n
"That’s when you spin the bottle and then get into the closet with a member of the opposite sex for seven minutes," she says. "It’s all dark in there and you just feel around."<\/p>\n
"I’ve never heard of it," he says.<\/p>\n
"You never played Spin the Bottle?" she asks.<\/p>\n
"No."<\/p>\n
"Doctor?"<\/p>\n
"No."<\/p>\n
"Wow."<\/p>\n
"Did you play Seven Minutes in Heaven?" he asks.<\/p>\n
"Yes," she says. "In Seventh grade. Everyone did it."<\/p>\n
"You were in yeshiva," he says.<\/p>\n
"So?"<\/p>\n
"Oy vey. You got into a closet with a boy and let him feel you up for seven minutes while you were in seventh grade?" he asks.<\/p>\n
"How do you know I didn’t feel him up?" she asks.<\/p>\n
"You’re such a slut," he says. "How can I walk into a room with you and know that every guy and every girl in there has had a turn with you? How do you think that makes me feel? Like I have something precious? Slut!<\/p>\n
"I want to play Seven Minutes in Heaven with you."<\/p>\n
"Will we be all fumbly and nervous?" she asks.<\/p>\n
"Yeah."<\/p>\n
"I didn’t even have an boobs back then," she says. "They were all yeshiva boys. This was going on in Modern Orthodox schools [Manhattan Day School]."<\/p>\n
"What a shanda for the goyim," he says.<\/p>\n
"Good thing they didn’t see what was going on in our parents houses," she says.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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