{"id":121,"date":"2007-02-15T13:04:04","date_gmt":"2007-02-15T21:04:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=121"},"modified":"2007-12-09T14:44:05","modified_gmt":"2007-12-09T21:32:05","slug":"i-oppose-all-things-vibrating-and-sensual","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=121","title":{"rendered":"I Oppose All Things Vibrating And Sensual"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/lukefordfanblog.blogspot.com\/2007\/02\/deracinated-jewish-girls-are-way-icky.html\">Nicholas blogs<\/a>:  <img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" align=\"left\" src=\"http:\/\/img.photobucket.com\/albums\/v238\/nicholasvance\/00759.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/>  My Moral Leader, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/\">Luke Ford<\/a>, is against masturbation and all things vibrating and sensual. That&#8217;s because he studies Torah. Okay, so sometimes he succumbs to his <em>yetzer hara<\/em>. But not often. In fact, according to his <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/XXX-Communicated-Rebel-Without-Luke-Ford\/dp\/0595318940\/sr=1-4\/qid=1169717199\/ref=sr_1_4\/102-6145989-7124112?ie=UTF8&amp;s=books\">memoir<\/a> (not autobiography [for the longest time I was calling his memoir an autobiography thinking, incorrectly, that they&#8217;re the same thing, when, of course, they&#8217;re not!]) after his conversion Mr Ford didn&#8217;t masturbate for a whole year! Pretty impressive, huh? In fact, Horrid Boy broke the male masturbation abstinence record by 354 days. (The old mark was 11 days held by a 94 year old from Tashkent, Uzbekistan.) And people wonder how Luke Ford, despite being a porn blogging nudist, became the world&#8217;s number 2 (behind <a href=\"http:\/\/dennisprager.com\/\">The Great Dennis Prager<\/a>) moral leader.<\/p>\n<p><!--adsense--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nicholas blogs: My Moral Leader, Luke Ford, is against masturbation and all things vibrating and sensual. That&#8217;s because he studies Torah. Okay, so sometimes he succumbs to his yetzer hara. But not often. In fact, according to his memoir (not &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=121\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[33,18,21,27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-121","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-abuse","category-orthodoxy","category-personal","category-women"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/121","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=121"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/121\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=121"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=121"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=121"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}