{"id":12053,"date":"2009-10-21T16:40:25","date_gmt":"2009-10-22T00:40:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=12053"},"modified":"2009-10-21T16:44:04","modified_gmt":"2009-10-22T00:44:04","slug":"luke-ford-life-coach","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=12053","title":{"rendered":"Luke Ford &#8211; Life Coach"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Helpful writes: Have you considered being a life coach?  You could inspire others through your words and deeds.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve suspected for sometime now that Luke has been vending his seed through <a href=\"http:\/\/www.msnbc.msn.com\/id\/33277233\/ns\/today-today_people\/\">one of these celebrity look-a-like sperm banks<\/a>.  How much does a wad of &quot;Acid Washed Brad Pitt&quot; semen cost  these days?<\/p>\n<p>Sadly, Luke has devolved into a 21st century Willie Lohman.  Swap sales for blogging.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Helpful writes: Have you considered being a life coach? You could inspire others through your words and deeds. I&#8217;ve suspected for sometime now that Luke has been vending his seed through one of these celebrity look-a-like sperm banks. How much &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=12053\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[5008,5833,822,19577,19578],"class_list":["post-12053","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-brad-pitt","tag-life-coach","tag-luke-ford","tag-sperm-banks","tag-wad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12053","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12053"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12053\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12058,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12053\/revisions\/12058"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12053"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12053"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12053"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}