{"id":119428,"date":"2017-12-22T13:34:37","date_gmt":"2017-12-22T21:34:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=119428"},"modified":"2017-12-22T13:37:49","modified_gmt":"2017-12-22T21:37:49","slug":"billy-joels-only-the-good-die-young","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=119428","title":{"rendered":"Billy Joel’s ‘Only The Good Die Young’"},"content":{"rendered":"

Comments at Steve Sailer<\/a>:<\/p>\n

* Joel claims he wrote the song about a real girl he tried to bed when he was a teenager.<\/p>\n

* First four verses: I want to get in your pants, Virginia, please discard your silly religious strictures keeping you from my throbbing shmekel.<\/p>\n

Fifth verse: You know, your Mother really ought to knock it off with her concern for your well-being by advising you to stay away from my throbbing shmekel and in fact if she really believed she\u2019d be praying for me instead of worrying about your well-being.<\/p>\n

Sixth verse: I want to get in your pants, Virginia, please discard your silly religious strictures keeping you from my throbbing shmekel.<\/p>\n

Come out Virginia, don’t let ’em wait
\nYou Catholic girls start much too late
\nAw but sooner or later it comes down to faith
\nOh I might as well be the one<\/p>\n

Well, they showed you a statue, told you to pray
\nThey built you a temple and locked you away
\nAw, but they never told you the price that you pay
\nFor things that you might have done
\nOnly the good die young
\nThat’s what I said
\nOnly the good die young
\nOnly the good die young<\/p>\n

You might have heard I run with a dangerous crowd
\nWe ain’t too pretty we ain’t too proud
\nWe might be laughing a bit too loud
\nAw but that never hurt no one<\/p>\n

So come on Virginia show me a sign
\nSend up a signal and I’ll throw you the line
\nThe stained-glass curtain you’re hiding behind
\nNever let’s in the sun
\nDarlin’ only the good die young
\nWoah
\nI tell ya
\nOnly the good die young
\nOnly the good die young<\/p>\n

You got a nice white dress and a party on your confirmation
\nYou got a brand new soul
\nMmm, and a cross of gold
\nBut Virginia they didn’t give you quite enough information
\nYou didn’t count on me
\nWhen you were counting on your rosary
\n(Oh woah woah)<\/p>\n

They say there’s a heaven for those who will wait
\nSome say it’s better but I say it ain’t
\nI’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints
\nThe sinners are much more fun<\/p>\n

You know that only the good die young
\nI tell ya
\nOnly the good die young
\nOnly the good die young<\/p>\n

Well your mother told you all that I could give you was a reputation
\nAw she never cared for me
\nBut did she ever say a prayer for me? oh woah woah<\/p>\n

Come out come out come out Virginia don’t let ’em wait
\nYou Catholic girls start much too late
\nOh sooner or later it comes down to faith
\nOh I might as well be the one
\nYou know that only the good die young<\/p>\n

I’m telling you baby
\nYou know that only the good die young
\nOnly the good die young
\nOnly the good
\nOnly the good die young<\/p>\n

* Every grasping, rent-seeking immigrant is entitled to a white woman. Amidst all the obfuscatory grievance babble, the crux of the matter is laughably transparent. White betas had better just shut up and pay taxes \u2014 the elite\u2019s pets need to eat, after all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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