{"id":119,"date":"2007-02-14T15:26:20","date_gmt":"2007-02-14T23:26:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=119"},"modified":"2007-12-09T14:44:55","modified_gmt":"2007-12-09T21:32:55","slug":"forgive-me-father-for-i-wrote-something-very-gay","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=119","title":{"rendered":"Forgive Me, Father, For I Wrote Something Very Gay"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I got an email yesterday from a famous author.  I&#8217;ve read all his books.  He said he liked my work and he sought my help for a piece he was writing.  We exchanged a few emails and then I dropped this: &quot;Yeah, it inspired this vivid fantasy in my head that you  were moving here and we were going to be friends&#8230;&quot;  I&#8217;m expecting a restraining order any day now.<\/p>\n<p><!--adsense--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I got an email yesterday from a famous author. I&#8217;ve read all his books. He said he liked my work and he sought my help for a piece he was writing. We exchanged a few emails and then I dropped &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=119\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[33],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-119","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-abuse"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=119"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=119"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=119"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=119"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}