{"id":117730,"date":"2017-09-27T17:41:17","date_gmt":"2017-09-28T01:41:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=117730"},"modified":"2017-09-28T07:21:22","modified_gmt":"2017-09-28T15:21:22","slug":"temples-love-it-when-jews-bargain-them-down-on-high-holiday-prices","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=117730","title":{"rendered":"Temples Love It When Jews Bargain Them Down On High Holiday Prices"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I asked a friend today: &#8220;Maybe he can get you a deal on Yom Kippur tickets?&#8221;<br \/>\nFriend: &#8220;I already ground them down.&#8221;<br \/>\nLuke: &#8220;Did you get a military discount?&#8221;<br \/>\nFriend: &#8220;Yeah, just $100 per ticket for Kol Nidre. Before I send them a check, though, I&#8217;ll get a free Yizkor and a car wash. I could have ground them down more. I&#8217;m gonna get all my friends in.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>Chaim Amalek &#8220;ground down&#8221; = &#8220;jew down&#8221;. Let&#8217;s get the lingo right.<\/p>\n<p>Matthew V\u00f6lkisch What&#8217;s the proportion of American Jews who have served in the military, and how does it compare with that of us goys?<\/p>\n<p>Chaim Amalek Would you serve in the army if your alternative was to run a major bank or a Hollywood studio?<\/p>\n<p>Matthew V\u00f6lkisch What about the welfare-fraud hasidics?<\/p>\n<p>Chaim Amalek Matthew V\u00f6lkisch They are simply helpless. It ends badly for them. Very badly.<\/p>\n<p>Matthew V\u00f6lkisch Also, why do you people never consider the possible consequences of your disloyalty?<\/p>\n<p>Chaim Amalek Many do. The same might be asked of you goyim. Goyim like Angela Merkel.<\/p>\n<p>Kashif Vikaas Jews make up 2% population and .3% armed forces. This is consistent with a very high IQ<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I asked a friend today: &#8220;Maybe he can get you a deal on Yom Kippur tickets?&#8221; Friend: &#8220;I already ground them down.&#8221; Luke: &#8220;Did you get a military discount?&#8221; Friend: &#8220;Yeah, just $100 per ticket for Kol Nidre. Before I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=117730\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-117730","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jews"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117730","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=117730"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117730\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":117761,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117730\/revisions\/117761"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=117730"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=117730"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=117730"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}