{"id":117634,"date":"2017-09-20T10:18:25","date_gmt":"2017-09-20T18:18:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=117634"},"modified":"2017-09-21T08:24:22","modified_gmt":"2017-09-21T16:24:22","slug":"portnoys-complaint","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=117634","title":{"rendered":"Portnoy&#8217;s Complaint"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><A HREF=\"https:\/\/www.goodreads.com\/quotes\/7626949-what-i-m-saying-doctor-is-that-i-don-t-seem-to\">Philip Roth<\/a>: \u201cWhat I&#8217;m saying, Doctor, is that I don&#8217;t seem to stick my dick up these girls, as much as I stick it up their backgrounds &#8211; as though through fucking I will discover America.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>In other words, shiksas are for practice.<\/p>\n<p><iframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Dh_tCH4ztRM\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>* &#8220;The radio was playing \u2018Easter Parade\u2019 and I thought, But this is Jewish genius on a par with the Ten Commandments. God gave Moses the Ten Commandments and then He gave to Irving Berlin \u2018Easter Parade\u2019 and \u2018White Christmas.\u2019 The two holidays that celebrate the divinity of Christ \u2014 the divinity that\u2019s the very heart of the Jewish rejection of Christianity \u2014 and what does Irving Berlin brilliantly do? He de-Christs them both! Easter he turns into a fashion show and Christmas into a holiday about snow. He turns their religion into schlock. But nicely! So nicely the goyim don&#8217;t even know what hit them.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Philip Roth, Operation Shylock<\/p>\n<p>* <A HREF=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Roth-Unbound-Writer-His-Books-ebook\/dp\/B00CQYAXF0\/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&#038;qid=1505943969&#038;sr=8-3&#038;keywords=claudia+roth+pierpont\">From Roth Unbound: A Writer and His Books<\/a> by Claudia Roth Pierpoint (no relation):<\/p>\n<p>* Roth may have had an all-American childhood, but he had come to suspect that he had never known any real Americans in Newark. 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