{"id":115710,"date":"2017-07-09T12:51:50","date_gmt":"2017-07-09T20:51:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=115710"},"modified":"2017-07-09T13:25:58","modified_gmt":"2017-07-09T21:25:58","slug":"what-is-a-bogan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=115710","title":{"rendered":"What Is A ‘Bogan’?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Who’s behind Urban Dictionary<\/a>? Aaron Peckham<\/a>. Jewish? <\/p>\n

Urban Dictionary<\/a>: <\/p>\n

A fascinating beast. The majority of the species are hideously repugnant and unintelligent, and yet they manage to breed in ever-increasing numbers and populate an area known as the outer west. It is quite common to find five or six offspring in each family group, often with a different father for each new baby.
\nTheir habitat consists of a weatherboard or brick-veneer dwelling and is characterised by an early-model Holden or Ford in the driveway surrounded by a group of males discussing why the carby is stuffed and the results of last night’s footy (a primitive gladiator-like spectator sport enjoyed by most bogans).
\nThe female of the species, while smaller in stature, is far more loud and aggressive than the male. While the males tend to be very friendly and congregate with other males, the females spend most of their time in supermarkets and shopping malls, using a shrill high-pitched call to discipline their children and contact other females.
\nMales and females rarely interact socially except during breeding season, which is otherwise known as Friday night. During this time, females are allowed to enter the male-dominated area known as “the pub” and display their impressive coloured plumage to a prospective mate.
\nHerein lies an interesting phenomenon. Males will often fight over a particularly attractive female and she will mate with only one male, while some less attractive females have been known to have several partners simultaneously. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n