{"id":115188,"date":"2017-06-18T13:43:04","date_gmt":"2017-06-18T21:43:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=115188"},"modified":"2023-08-26T16:21:50","modified_gmt":"2023-08-27T00:21:50","slug":"whos-the-best-west-la-rabbi-for-a-bar-mitzvah","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=115188","title":{"rendered":"Who’s The Best West LA Rabbi For A Bar Mitzvah?"},"content":{"rendered":"

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* In the Brentwood, Beverly Hills neighborhoods of Los Angeles the most popular Rabbi for Bar Bat Mitzvahs and increasing rare weddings is an ethnic Chinese lesbian Rabbi married to a black American Muslim convert who attends the events as the Rebbitzen.<\/p>\n

A favorite full in the blanks speech for the Bar Bat Mitzvah kids is a convuluted mess trying to prove that the biblical command to kill men \u201cwho lay with other men as a man lays with a woman\u201d doesn\u2019t really mean what it says.<\/p>\n

The liberal Rabbis are working on finding something in the Hebrew bible proving that G d approved transsexual operations and hormone treatment.<\/p>\n

As long as the liberals concentrate on trans gender they won\u2019t concentrate for the next item on their agenda, decriminalizing pedophilia and reducing the age of consent to age 5.<\/p>\n

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"Hmm, there's a lot of homophobic people out there, how should I dispel stereotypes and show them I'm just a normal guy?"<\/p>\n

– pic.twitter.com\/4HyfEnpuZn<\/a><\/p>\n

— Tolerant Fellow (@nontolerantman) June 18, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n