{"id":114,"date":"2007-02-13T20:36:37","date_gmt":"2007-02-14T04:36:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=114"},"modified":"2007-12-09T14:55:20","modified_gmt":"2007-12-09T21:43:20","slug":"author-jim-goad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=114","title":{"rendered":"Author Jim Goad"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Jim-Goads-Gigantic-Book-Sex\/dp\/1932595201\/sr=8-1\/qid=1171421292\/ref=sr_1_1\/002-9794542-7185603?ie=UTF8&amp;s=books\">Jim          Goad&rsquo;s GIGANTIC BOOK OF SEX<\/a> comes out in April. &ldquo;It&rsquo;s entirely          composed of things I&rsquo;ve written for sex mags, because they are the only          people who will employ an ex-con.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/profiles\/profiles\/jim_goad.htm\">Jim calls Sunday night, Feb. 11<\/a>: &ldquo;I&rsquo;m going to be a supporting actor in a          movie (an update of an F. Scott Fitzgerald novel) in Australia. In June,          I&rsquo;m going on tour with Hank Williams III.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=3VmE4-BPqbQ\">Check out this clip          from YouTube.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Luke: &ldquo;I didn&rsquo;t know you could sing.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>Jim: &ldquo;I&rsquo;m a multi-faceted pearl.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Hank&rsquo;s a fan of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/REDNECK-MANIFESTO-HILLBILLIES-AMERICAS-SCAPEGOATS\/dp\/0684838648\/sr=1-1\/qid=1171421839\/ref=sr_1_1\/002-9794542-7185603?ie=UTF8&amp;s=books\">The Redneck Manifesto<\/a>.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Answer-Me-First-Jim-Goad\/dp\/0976403536\/sr=1-2\/qid=1171421598\/ref=sr_1_2\/002-9794542-7185603?ie=UTF8&amp;s=books\">Answer          Me!: The First Three<\/a> just went into a new print run.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>Luke: &ldquo;America is a great country.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>Jim: &ldquo;The last time I talked to you, I was getting ready to fly          to Australia.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>Luke: &ldquo;How did it go?&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>Jim: &ldquo;They detained me at customs for four hours.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;I was flown in for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.johnsafran.com\/\">John Safran<\/a>.          He wanted me to talk about domestic violence on his show. I said, &lsquo;Australia          was founded by convicts but it is a little weird about letting convicts          in. You have to check it out on your side.&rsquo; He said it was fine.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Two hours before landing, they hand out these little cards and          you have to check whether you have ever been convicted of a crime.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;After three hours [of detention], I asked them to put me back on          the plane. They asked me to write an affidavitt of what I intended to          say on the show. They faxed it to Canberra. They came back five minutes          later and said it was very eloquent and that I could leave.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;I was there for six days. Melbourne. South Australia. I&rsquo;ve never          come across a more racist environment. Everyone talks about niggers. Everyone&rsquo;s          openly bigoted.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>Luke: &ldquo;It&rsquo;s kinda nice, isn&rsquo;t it?&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>Jim laughs. &ldquo;It&rsquo;s definitely different. Simultaneously, at least          in the media, there&rsquo;s this huge push for multi-culturalism. I heard &lsquo;multi-culturalism&rsquo;          more times in 24 hours than I&rsquo;ve heard in my life.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>Luke: &ldquo;In America, when you come through customs, most people are          black. In Australia, everyone&rsquo;s white.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>Jim: &ldquo;Are you feeding me a line?&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;The primary racial tension down there is Europeans vs. Lebanese.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>Luke: &ldquo;Did it make you feel good?&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>Jim: &ldquo;The racially charged environment? It was amusing. That&rsquo;s all.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>Luke: &ldquo;Are you still with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.harpercollins.com\/authors\/29602\/Jennifer_Osborne\/index.aspx\">Jennifer [Osborne]<\/a>?&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>Jim: &ldquo;We were together to do a book [on Nascar].&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>Luke: &ldquo;I thought she was your girlfriend.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>Jim: &ldquo;No. You asked me about that. I never responded.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;We&rsquo;re going to write a children&rsquo;s book.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;I called <a href=\"http:\/\/www.johnsafran.com\/\">John Safran<\/a> Australia&rsquo;s          greatest Jew. He&rsquo;s going to use that as a blurb on his next project.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p><!--adsense--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jim Goad&rsquo;s GIGANTIC BOOK OF SEX comes out in April. &ldquo;It&rsquo;s entirely composed of things I&rsquo;ve written for sex mags, because they are the only people who will employ an ex-con.&rdquo; Jim calls Sunday night, Feb. 11: &ldquo;I&rsquo;m going to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=114\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-114","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-author-interviews"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=114"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=114"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=114"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=114"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}