{"id":11386,"date":"2009-10-02T16:59:45","date_gmt":"2009-10-03T00:59:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=11386"},"modified":"2009-10-02T16:59:45","modified_gmt":"2009-10-03T00:59:45","slug":"she-sold-her-soul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=11386","title":{"rendered":"She Sold Her Soul"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&quot;I want to go the dog for a long walk tomorrow morning,&quot; she says. &quot;Then I can spend a long time with you without worrying about him.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Do you think you&#8217;ll be able to fit me in around Coco&#8217;s schedule?&quot; he asks.<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Stop,&quot; she says. &quot;Don&#8217;t say that.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&quot;I&#8217;ve been wanting to say that for months.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Well, I hope you&#8217;re happy now,&quot; she says. &quot;There are tons of things that you are devoted to that you have to fit me around. But I won&#8217;t go into that now.<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Coco licks my toes when I get out of the shower.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&quot;I lick your toes.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Not for months,&quot; she says.<\/p>\n<p>&quot;I guess he has a longer tongue,&quot; he says.<\/p>\n<p>&quot;I feel like you&#8217;re growing bored with my body,&quot; she says. &quot;Are there still parts of me that you want to explore?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Yes!&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&quot;I feel like you&#8217;re bored with me. Is there anything you want me to wear tomorrow?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&quot;No. I just want your soul.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&quot;You can&#8217;t have that,&quot; she says. &quot;I already sold it to the devil. I&#8217;ve sold it many times.&quot;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&quot;I want to go the dog for a long walk tomorrow morning,&quot; she says. &quot;Then I can spend a long time with you without worrying about him.&quot; &quot;Do you think you&#8217;ll be able to fit me in around Coco&#8217;s schedule?&quot; &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=11386\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[19203,8696,5196,19204,19202],"class_list":["post-11386","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-coco","tag-devil","tag-long-time","tag-toes","tag-tomorrow-morning"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11386","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11386"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11386\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11386"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11386"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11386"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}