{"id":112672,"date":"2017-02-10T08:40:52","date_gmt":"2017-02-10T16:40:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=112672"},"modified":"2017-02-10T10:01:09","modified_gmt":"2017-02-10T18:01:09","slug":"lets-jew-people-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=112672","title":{"rendered":"Let&#8217;s Jew People Up!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Steve: You test your people, Luke Ford.<\/p>\n<p>Seth: I&#8217;ve always asked the question can you Jew someone up.<\/p>\n<p>Luke: I love it. Can you Jew someone up? I say we need to reclaim and remake these slurs, like gays did by embracing &#8220;queer&#8221; and rappers did by embracing n&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I gave charity this morning and Jewed the guy up.<\/p>\n<p>I shared ancient Hebrew wisdom this week with a goy and did a big mitzvah. I really Jewed him up.<\/p>\n<p>I blogged about the benefits of social cohesion and high public trust that comes from ethno-nationalism. I really Jewed them up.<\/p>\n<p>Israel is a light unto the nations. We&#8217;re Jewing up humanity just like Isaiah demanded.<\/p>\n<p>When I see a guy with a yarmulke, I know that even if we might hate each other normally, when stuff goes down, he&#8217;s got my back.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a shame that whites don&#8217;t have the equivalent of Jewish Community Centers where they can enjoy unity, cohesion and trust. I think a White Community Center would really Jew these guys up. <\/p>\n<p>I just flirted and joked with an ugly shiksa and made her day. I really Jewed her up!<\/p>\n<p>How can Jews reclaim the k*** word so that it connotes something positive? Asking for a friend at the ADL. <\/p>\n<p>Amy Schumer&#8217;s not fat, she&#8217;s zaftig.<\/p>\n<p>When the moshiach comes, the goyim will be lining up to invest in my hedge fund.<\/p>\n<p>That shayg should be grateful a Chosen One even took his case, and he should not kvetch about fees. Yeshivas are expensive!<\/p>\n<p>Yeshiva boys don&#8217;t tend to be PC. One I know has named his chickens &#8220;David&#8221; and &#8220;Duke.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m ready to talk publicly about my addiction to self sabotage.<\/p>\n<p>Just told a wife with laryngitis, &#8220;Your husband must really miss the sound of your voice.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>When I get caught doing something wrong, my motor functions freeze. It&#8217;s like a mini-stroke and it gives me away that I&#8217;m guilty. Must overcome! But how? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Steve: You test your people, Luke Ford. Seth: I&#8217;ve always asked the question can you Jew someone up. Luke: I love it. Can you Jew someone up? I say we need to reclaim and remake these slurs, like gays did &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=112672\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-112672","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jews"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112672","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=112672"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112672\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":112677,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112672\/revisions\/112677"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=112672"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=112672"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=112672"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}