{"id":111479,"date":"2017-01-10T08:27:37","date_gmt":"2017-01-10T16:27:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=111479"},"modified":"2017-01-10T08:27:37","modified_gmt":"2017-01-10T16:27:37","slug":"is-he-mr-right-or-mr-alt-right","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=111479","title":{"rendered":"IS HE MR. RIGHT OR MR. ALT-RIGHT?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.newyorker.com\/humor\/daily-shouts\/is-he-mr-right-or-mr-alt-right\">New Yorker<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Is your special guy Mr. Right\u2014or actually Mr. Alt-Right? Luckily, there are a few surefire warning signs.<\/p>\n<p>Mr. Right: Brings you the paper in bed on Sunday mornings.<br \/>\nMr. Alt-Right: Believes that your Sunday-morning paper is brought to you by a cabal of scheming Jewish \u00e9lites.<\/p>\n<p>Mr. Right: Doesn\u2019t mind staying in on a Saturday night and watching TV together.<br \/>\nMr. Alt-Right: Was banned from Twitter for harassing Leslie Jones.<\/p>\n<p>Mr. Right: Asks how your day went and is genuinely interested in the answer.<br \/>\nMr. Alt-Right: Listens to Infowars and has some genuine questions about Pizzagate.<\/p>\n<p>Mr. Right: Accepts you just the way you are.<br \/>\nMr. Alt-Right: Accepted Tila Tequila\u2019s friend request.<\/p>\n<p>Mr. Right: Makes you feel like the most special woman in the world.<br \/>\nMr. Alt-Right: Refers to you as \u201csnowflake.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Mr. Right: Impresses you with his ambition and drive.<br \/>\nMr. Alt-Right: Has a hard drive full of Pepe the Frog memes.<\/p>\n<p>Mr. Right: Isn\u2019t afraid to talk about your future together.<br \/>\nMr. Alt-Right: Isn\u2019t afraid to use the term \u201cwhite genocide.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Mr. Right: Is kind to your friends and makes a real effort to connect with your family.<br \/>\nMr. Alt-Right: Just retweeted your dad and called him a cuck.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>New Yorker: Is your special guy Mr. Right\u2014or actually Mr. Alt-Right? Luckily, there are a few surefire warning signs. Mr. Right: Brings you the paper in bed on Sunday mornings. Mr. Alt-Right: Believes that your Sunday-morning paper is brought to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=111479\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[42720],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-111479","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-alt-right"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111479","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=111479"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111479\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":111480,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111479\/revisions\/111480"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=111479"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=111479"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=111479"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}