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She kept applying gloss and checking herself out in the mirror.<\/p>\n<p>He could wait no more and crossed the street to her.<\/p>\n<p>She took her time getting out of the car and then she was in his arms.<\/p>\n<p>It was dark out. He didn&#8217;t see anybody but her.<\/p>\n<p>The hug went on and on and then they released and he led her inside the gate.<\/p>\n<p>Once in the hovel, they embraced.<\/p>\n<p>&quot;What type of gloss did you put on your lips?&quot; he asked.<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Why don&#8217;t you find out?&quot; she said.<\/p>\n<p>He kissed her and it was sweet and he let his lips linger on hers.<\/p>\n<p>How many times had he hugged her in a perfunctory manner? How often had he ignored her completely and rushed on to other things, to the food she&#8217;d brought?<\/p>\n<p>He would not make those mistakes again.<\/p>\n<p>He was going to let it linger.<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Let&#8217;s lie down,&quot; he said. He threw off his clothes and reached for her.<\/p>\n<p>She kicked off her shoes and put down her purse.<\/p>\n<p>She sat down on his chair and unbuttoned her pants and waved her legs in the air and said, &quot;I need your help.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>He slid her jeans off and then her top. Then he led to his bed.<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Gut shabbos!&quot; he said.<\/p>\n<p>Their conversation went past midnight.<\/p>\n<p>&quot;That was the best talk we&#8217;ve ever had,&quot; she said.<\/p>\n<p>She was exhausted but enjoyed his nattering on about his first experiences in Orthodox shuls, his first deceptions, his failures and fears, and eventual triumph.<\/p>\n<p>She began to purr. And then she sighed. She groaned and tossed and turned.<\/p>\n<p>He took himself to the foot of the bed and put down his yoga mat and covered it with a towel and tried to sleep alone.<\/p>\n<p>His feet ached. They felt swollen and hot. 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