{"id":110131,"date":"2016-11-28T08:05:40","date_gmt":"2016-11-28T16:05:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=110131"},"modified":"2016-11-28T08:05:40","modified_gmt":"2016-11-28T16:05:40","slug":"jews-in-shul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=110131","title":{"rendered":"Jews In Shul"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jew1: There&#8217;s too many Schvartzas in shul.<br \/>\nJew2: I only saw one<br \/>\nJew1: That&#8217;s too many <\/p>\n<p>Miriam: Aka: the debate going on in Luke&#8217;s mind- the self struggle.<br \/>\nMike: Black hat people? The horror!<br \/>\nChaim Amalek How do they expect erlicher (true) Yidden to daven with full and proper kavana (faith, correct mindset) when they are worried about what the shvartzes inside the building (!) might be up to? Let the dusky folk go to their own shuls and leave us true Yidden to ours.<br \/>\nMiriam:  Luke needs to keep his multiple personalities under control. 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