{"id":10916,"date":"2009-09-18T16:06:40","date_gmt":"2009-09-19T00:06:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=10916"},"modified":"2009-09-18T16:06:40","modified_gmt":"2009-09-19T00:06:40","slug":"im-baaaaack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=10916","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m BAAAAACK!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>JUDEN OF LOS ANGELES &#8211; I HAVE RETURNED!&nbsp; A panel of indisputably authentic torah gadols has certified that I am one of you, which means that I am now perfectly free to move in your circles, pray in your temples, and share meals with you and yours.&nbsp; I look forward to seeing you all in my sojourns about the community and wish all of you a happy and healthy new year in which you get whatever God decrees you&#8217;ve got coming to you.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Also, I forgive all of you the terrible sins you committed in shunning me all these years.<\/p>\n<p>Shana Tovah!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>JUDEN OF LOS ANGELES &#8211; I HAVE RETURNED!&nbsp; A panel of indisputably authentic torah gadols has certified that I am one of you, which means that I am now perfectly free to move in your circles, pray in your temples, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=10916\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,56],"tags":[19005,19003,19004,19006,29981],"class_list":["post-10916","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","category-picorobertson","tag-juden","tag-share-meals","tag-sojourns","tag-temples","tag-torah"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10916","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10916"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10916\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10917,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10916\/revisions\/10917"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10916"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10916"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10916"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}