{"id":108756,"date":"2016-10-16T07:19:00","date_gmt":"2016-10-16T15:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=108756"},"modified":"2016-10-16T07:21:57","modified_gmt":"2016-10-16T15:21:57","slug":"univision-bought-the-onion-in-january","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=108756","title":{"rendered":"Univision Bought The Onion In January"},"content":{"rendered":"

That might explain why it is rarely funny anymore.<\/a><\/p>\n

Comments:<\/p>\n

* So\u2026 Unavision and The Root are not owned by Hispanics and blacks, but\u2026 by a Jew?<\/p>\n

\u2026and people wonder where these \u201cJews-control-the-world\u201d \u201cconspiracy\u201d theories come from.<\/p>\n

* \u201cThere has to be, I think, some sort of way in which we can sort through information that passes some basic truthiness tests and those that we have to discard, because they just don\u2019t have any basis in anything that\u2019s actually happening in the world,\u201d Obama added.<\/p>\n

His remarks came amid an election campaign that has seen Republican candidate Donald Trump repeat ideas and take on key staff from right-wing media outlets.<\/p>\n

They also come at the end of an eight-year presidency in which Obama has been plagued by false scandals over his place of birth that have forced him to play media-critic-in-chief.<\/p>\n

* Trump touched \u201cright-wing media outlets.\u201d Eew! Cooties!<\/p>\n

This reminds me of when Clinton (Bill) went after talk radio shock jocks. Big surprise, progressives don\u2019t like things to the right of them.<\/p>\n

* \u201cBloomberg Businessweek: Hillary\u2019s Billionaire\u201d<\/p>\n

Hillary doesn\u2019t have a billionaire. However billionaires have a Hillary.<\/p>\n

* I don\u2019t think a certificate of truthiness from Google or the Government will be quite as authoritative as they seem to believe. I think it would develop into the inverse of the old joke about the French Foreign Ministry: \u201cIt must be true; the Quai d\u2019Orsay denies it.\u201d<\/p>\n

It must be false; the certified fact checkers say it\u2019s true.<\/p>\n

* Saban is wanting to take Univision public?<\/p>\n

That means, like, I can buy shares in, among other things, the merchandizing of Alicia Machado\u2019s thighs and ass via that sitcom she\u2019s on (\u201cUna familia con suerte,\u201d innit?), right?<\/p>\n

Will I be able to call her a porker if she, like, porks up and gets butt-ugly and is no longer a good investment?<\/p>\n

I mean, after all, as a shareholder, won\u2019t I own part of her and have a stake in what she does to herself?<\/p>\n

Or is the Brave New Univision Telemundo World Order one where you are forced to buy shares in things? And the Sabans and Yellens decide what it will be worth. And you can\u2019t sell if the investment goes sour, you just take your crash after the big boys finish skimming the cream. Plus you have to claim to like the fatsos du jour because they are the BNUTWO\u2019s current objects of worship, and to fail to worship is not only heresy, it\u2019s racist sexist macroaggression hate crime.<\/p>\n

I\u2019m almost liking this Bizarro World univision of capitalismo del sud en el norte. It\u2019s almost worthy of the absurdity of central banking, manipulated markets, globalist diversitopian insanity, and forced idiocracy in the service of a bigger, more lucrative Hive of shoppers lugging around their own Skinner Boxes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

That might explain why it is rarely funny anymore. Comments: * So\u2026 Unavision and The Root are not owned by Hispanics and blacks, but\u2026 by a Jew? \u2026and people wonder where these \u201cJews-control-the-world\u201d \u201cconspiracy\u201d theories come from. * \u201cThere has … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21791],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-108756","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-america"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t